50 shades

Thanks but I dont eat popcorn :-) nor do I eat consession stand food. Since you're fasinated with me it's only appropriate you asked me what I was in line for. ;-)

Edit: never mind I think you need to pay me for publicity. You keep trying to get free rides. Lol Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

TRICKS Always Give Free Rides

Sooooo....I took my SB to see the movie today. It was okay.

I'll spare you the details and get to her perspective. We met up at mid-day and went to the early afternoon showing. Got into the theater early so we could sit in the back...got eyed by a couple of folks as they came.

The movie was okay. My SB said the allure of it is seeing this kind of stuff in public with other around. She got turned on (I checked) and thought the sex scenes were toned down to accommodate the "R" rating standards. Since she's read the books she said the movie misses the point of the books and tries to make a movie that is mainstream and misses a lot of point of the book.

We both thought the movie helpfully improved on the book's (or books') dull writing style.

That said it was a bit of a disappointment for both of us. Now I haven't read all the books, just the sex parts, and frankly I'd rather watch porn...which we did back at her place. She said the movie is too tame to represent the books correctly and since NC-17 cuts out too big of a market there is no way to compare the two presentations.

We did enjoy fooling around playing during the sexy scenes. There's only 20 minutes of them so we ended up having some play, um, spill over into the rest of the movie. It's a pretty boring movie. Hell, Showgirls is more titilating.

Sorry to burst any bubbles. However I'm not a lady and only represent the feedback my SB gave me.

It was fun to sit in a dark theater and watch mildly soft porn with complete strangers.

I haven't read the books, so I think since it'll be out in a few months and isn't all that great I'll go ahead.and read the book lol

HoustonDan I'm glad you got to fool around while watching it, wish it had been more erotic:/

Can you not just sport the ten bucks and go see it???

Goddamn. Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Nope She Is Still Trying To Get Someone To Bend Over & Take It Up The Ass... Her Advertising Seems To Not Be Working

Your advertising is working for me Dorthy, thanks!

And I'm turned off from this movie now. I'll pay $1.50 at redbox when it's released

Cruel Intentions meets twilight blahhh.... I'm glad I got this feedback before I wasted my or anyone else's time and money going. Hard core porn, toys, and fucking is where it's at baby!!!

Your my kinda woman Anna...
You go girl! Porn - Toys - Sex...!

Your my kinda woman Anna...
You go girl! Porn - Toys - Sex...! Originally Posted by Ur_1_only

And in that order baby

I never asked anyone to take me to the movies off the clock, so no I don't. I said dinner/movie/fuck date. What does that mean?

This is a hooker board. Originally Posted by Anna Star

It means you're a whore to the core, and only going to see the movie alone! Hahahahahaha

I have read all three books and was really excited for the movie. I saw the week and was highly disappointed. A lot of the stuff from the book was left out, the acting was terribly over dramatic to the point the movie became more of a comedy than a BDSM love story like the books. The books are written at a high school reading level so I don't know why I expected the script and acting to be any better. The sex scenes are kinky at best, but suited for the R rating.

Overall I'm glad I didn't see it opening night and I'm also glad I saw it at a matinee and didn't have to pay full price I will not be returning to see any of the sequels and I'm thoroughly disappointed in the movie.

Went Saturday night what a disappointment. Even my date thought it was vanilla as hell. When it ended and the credits started rolling, we were both in disbelief.

Dear Sweet Merciful Zeus:



Let's hope that the entirety of the two disks involves Allie Haze repeatedly saying "Ignore the books. Seek out a real BDSM club."

It was entertaining enough. I think when people say it's a porno , that's an exaggeration. His "room" was awesone.

Yeahhhhhh.... Was going to FINALLY go this weekend but, after reading all of this I think I'll pass and watch something else.... Let us know how you make out Anna

Yeahhhhhh.... Was going to FINALLY go this weekend but, after reading all of this I think I'll pass and watch something else.... Let us know how you make out Anna Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO

I'm with you, this thread took the excitement out of it. When it hits redbox I'll watch it. I rather watch Empire!

Who saw it? How was it? Originally Posted by Anna Star

The move was boring and nothing but misinformation.