whyyy, oh why...PLEASE

Glad this was bumped, I just read all this today LMFAO. I hate to say it but I have a buddy who will drop the bomb at my house with the door open and talk the entire time. What are you gonna do go in there and make him stop,

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....And if you want me to lick the pussy make sure it is shaved smooth....No stubble. That shit gets my tongue raw. "

Uhm, if you are licking the part with the stubble, you are doing it wrong.

Ladies, don't worry about me, I would never eat before a session. It is always better when you are lean, alert, hungry, and horny.

gawd, i know this thread is FOREVER old, but wtf is blue water ya'll??!!!

Originally Posted by SuthrnSam

The blue waters hold the secrets of the universe.

The blue waters hold the secrets of the universe. Originally Posted by pyramider

The Tidy Bowl Man..........

I had a client take a shit with the door open yesterday right in front of me. Then to make things even more uncomfortable, he talked to me the whole time he was shiting. At least this was after the session had taken place. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

lmmfao