1 eating delicious white cheddar popcorn then getting it all caught up in your teeth after or getting a little piece stuck in your throat that clings there.
2 having crazy hot wild dear penthouse style nasty amazing sex but breathing in your own spit and choking like an idiot
3 being a non underwear wearer and having a randomly windy day creep up on you while you're in a skirt.
4 when your eyelashes stick together and you have to make funny faces to get them unstuck.in public so you look schizophrenic
5 pancking racing your cat to the vet because it dragged its butt on the floor and the vet saying "your cat is perfectly fine, you mean to tell me your butt has never itched before?" Then paying the big vet bill anyway.
6 buying something at the mall just because you want to f the person selling it to you who is extremely complimenting that gawks over your hair and makeup and begs to touch your hair then later you see them holding hands with their bf and realize they want to dress up as you instead of undress you. O_o gaydar sometimes fails!
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