Name 3 things you Don't want to see in a Porn movie/video

- No Animals
- No Rape scenes
- No gross shit (ie..if it makes me wanna vomit...No TY!)\

Someone I thought mentioned no gay porn (probably not but thought I'd say...)...girl on girl is cool..but the other strange is not for me.

In no special order:

Scat
Pee
Vomit

- No fake monster cocks shooting goo.
- No German porn with their weird "Jaaa" moaning.
- Cuckolding: male eating another male's creampie.

Lepers
Fecal Freaks
Yankees Fans

I'm uncomfortable with the number of times small dicks have been mentioned

1. Underage actor/actress
2. Animals
3. Dead people

I think most of those porn parodies suck

two dudes kissing (fucking is acceptable and sometimes hot)
hate hearing the fake moans (Eshhh eshhh) uh no..(oh yes..is fine)
too much cum cum shots (can take it...just cant watch it)

I'd like to see even one video without hard facial expressions, exaggerated vocals and dripping cum but experienc tells me it's unlikely I will ever find one. Anyone born after 1985 dosen't know the difference between the SUPER-MASSIVE BLACK HOLE of fake video porn and reality because they don't know of world without the internet

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Ron Jeremy Originally Posted by crete29

amen
amen
amen!

*Scat.
*Blood.
*Vomit.

I happen to quite like the blurriness of genitalia in Asian porn, lol.

All the usual stuff, though I don't mind a bit of blood in a heavy BDSM scene. I can't watch two guys kissing and I'm not really all that interested in lesbian stuff either. I don't like over produced stuff starring well known porn stars with fake tits. In BDSM I always skip past the boot licking, human ashtray stuff too.

Everyone's menu--forbidden or five star--is different. But I'll just add here 'going through the motions [as it were.] I don't care about activity, body type, you name it--if they look as though they'd rather be texting their cousin--forget it.