Gee Pistol, I just want join everyone else in welcoming you to the team. You will make a great addition to keeping all of us safe. Thanck you for taking the time to provide your services for the betterment of this community.
Blah blah blah, congratulations, fan-fucking-tastic, your mum must be so proud...Can this thread be over soon please? The over-enthusiasm here is cringeworthy.
On second thought, I apologise Petey, that probably came across quite bitchy...My boyfriend's wife has put me in a vile mood tonight and I've just taken it out on your lovely thread.
Welcome Mr. Pistolero and thank you for volunteering to help this little community. We can always use some fresh ideas and impartial guidance. Have big fun, Sir!