Planning my Sky Burial, who wants to attend?

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Excellent sermon this morning at the early service Father Chung. Brother Bob's lesson in Sunday school was a blessing to my heart as well. God bless you for the Lords work you are doing. Originally Posted by ntxguy
Thank you Sir. I believe you could feel the emotion and passion in my delivery. I feel that I must come clean, however. Satan began to whisper in my ear last night, as I retired to bed. He was telling me that bob had a more satisfying encounter than I had, at IHOP. Satan said I wouldn't be whole unless I, too, got to suckle the Server's Flapjacks.

I was able to sleep, but as I awoke and prepared my cup of Folgers, Satan's words returned, and on my way to the Church, I detoured to the IHOP, determined to nurse on the Flapjacks bob had enjoyed. I spotted the Server. Maybe I lacked decorum when I grinned and asked her if I could enjoy her Flapjacks? Oh, I was dressed in my alb and cincture, as any Priest would be directly before a sermon. The Server shreiked and used foul language at me. Next I knew a boiling pan of hot grits was flung towards me. I managed to duck it, then scurried to my car.

Driving to the Church, I was upset with myself. I allowed Satan to plant evil thoughts, and almost got scalded. I pulled up to the Church parking lot, barking ''get behind me, Satan''! Minutes later I was on the pulpit, regenerated and reformed (for now, anyway).


Per one of Big and Little Enos Burdette, it was ghostrider. But per Chung Tran, Ghostrider is live and well.
So I still want to know who died. Wait how does Chung Tran knows that it wasn’t ghostrider? Is he Chung Trans boyfriend?
Per Chung Tran, Big and Little Enos Burdette are Chung Tram’s other handles. So soon Chung Tran day time handles (nix and bob) will be posting attacks.

Now who died from sunflower? Sunflower’s promotion died downed since death in sunflower. Maybe coincidence. Originally Posted by DCHung

My Daddy always told me, he said ''Son, if they're saying your name, you're succeeding at whatever it is''. You said it 6 times here, albeit one time you misspelled it. That's ok, you said ghostrider was ''ghostwriter'', but we know who you meant.

It's a touching picture of Bob, Chung and I at a fellow clowns funeral. We were pallbearers Originally Posted by ntxguy
What a beautiful day that was. We were all filled with joy, not because of death, but because of spiritual resurrection.
Like with ghostrider, he has left for now, but he, Elijah, and Enoch are not dead, they are reborn. Our Lord may decide to return ghostrider, that is part of mystery only God knows.
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I don’t blame you for not wanting to see me when you are reborn brother, a lot of these experienced girls have a hard time taking Big Bob in as well. What were you in your previous life before you were reincarnated into your current radioactive form? Originally Posted by Big b.o.b.1
Big b.o.b.1,
The videos prove otherwise.
I am not radioactive Big b.o.b.1. Where did you come up with that nonsense?

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What happened to your 10:00 appointment for 4 hours with Pame today bare? Surely you weren't lying yo us about your visit today??? Originally Posted by ntxguy
Already documented. Search is not your enemy

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biomed1 and BIGBOB1 and NTXGUY and Admiral Giggle you are banned from attending my Sky Burial.

Let this be public notice to you.

BANNED

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To some my avatar might be "graphic". But this is the ritual of Sky Burial. Vultures will eat my body and take me to the heavens where I will be reborn. it is a beautiful cycle of life.

Remember, People’s bodies are merely vessels, and the spirit of the deceased does not perish through physical death. It is taken by the holy bird, vultures, to heaven, where it is reincarnated into another circle of life, never to die.



BARE_IS_BEST Originally Posted by BARE_IS_BEST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7pqj8Be8kU

To the honorable AND distinguished Mr.BARE_IS_BEST,

Sir I hereby request VIP front row tickets to your Sky Burial to hell with vulture escort and hot slunt, cheap whore reincarnation.

Tell Satan and all of the Hookers there that I said FJB and that I will be joining all of you shortly.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7pqj8Be8kU

To the honorable AND distinguished Mr.BARE_IS_BEST,

Sir I hereby request VIP front row tickets to your Sky Burial to hell with vulture escort and hot slunt, cheap whore reincarnation.

Tell Satan and all of the Hookers there that I said FJB and that I will be joining all of you shortly.

COVERED_IS_WORST Originally Posted by Vanilla Gorilla
Moderators do not like me and keep giving me points. It is all BULLSHIT. These so called MODERATORS are JV Team. I will be back soon enough as a DECENT looking SLUNT that will have a $30/60/90 menu. My punchcard will be filled. I am going to have no OVARIES and therefore I will not get pregnant and I can receive all the loving seeds that I want, yet no tree will grow.

Attention all you SLUNTS... I will be coming back soon and you will eat noodles and crackers because that is all you will be able to afford

Respect to some, but certainly not trolls like CHUNG, NTXGUY, BIGBOB1. They must be banned and purged from this site. CHUNG has STINKY SOCKS (multiple user IDs).

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CHUNG!