you might be a redneck............

Alright Russ, do you want me to squat on your face or cock or both? Redneck style smothering Originally Posted by bustyamy

I'll take both please.....thank you may I have another.....

You might be a redneck if you can't make it home so you duck off on the side of the road in the woods to take a poop.... I know a redneck who does this lol

I carry a cup in my car so if I can't make it to the bathroom I pee in the cup from the drivers seat. Ijs

^ That's too easy. Put the cup in the back seat and see if you can hit it.

You might be a redneck if you can't make it home so you duck off on the side of the road in the woods to take a poop.... I know a redneck who does this lol

I carry a cup in my car so if I can't make it to the bathroom I pee in the cup from the drivers seat. Ijs Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

I have squatted behind trees, I try to keep it at a #1 only lol.

And russ, you promise to lick, suck and eat till its throbbing and raw? If so, then we gotta winner. NQNS baby

And russ, you promise to lick, suck and eat till its throbbing and raw? If so, then we gotta winner. NQNS baby Originally Posted by bustyamy

That goes without saying......


Hey.......how do you circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the chin.

[QUOTE=Russ38;1054956338]That goes without saying......


Hey.......how do you circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the chin [QUOTE]


TFF