Your Favorite Movie Quote(s)?????

"Resistance is futile"

You can see the lips talking.

"It's got nothing to do with me. It depends entirely on the woman ... and how willing she is to discover Her infinite supply of orgasms"

- Donald Sutherland as Jerry O'Neill (Space Cowboys)

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Too many from Caddyshack to list, but a few favorites are:


"So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." Carl Spackler
Carl Spackler: Your place got a pool?
Ty Webb: We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond... Pond'd be good for you.



Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.


"I feel like a hundred dollars." Ty WebbAnd so many more from Animal House.

"Hey baby!! I'll suck your dick good for five dollars daddy!!"
Halle Berry - Jungle Fever

"Instead of being where I should be, at home in bed with my gal giving her a high hard one I'm out here doing this shit!"
Nick Nolte - 48 Hours

"Die screaming, muthafucka!!"
Geena Davis - The Long Kiss Goodnight

"Alright you white muthafuckas!! All eyes on me! And if I catch you looking around I'mma beat 'cho ass like a runaway slave!"
Chrystale Wilson - The Player's Club

"I heard some girl done got you pussywhipped! You don't get pussywhipped! You supposed to whip that pussy!! Bang bang bang bang bang"
John Witherspoon - Boomerang

"Which one of you bitches gonna wash my draws tonight??"
Terry Crews - Friday After Next

"Let me tell you something! We're not your bitches, your hookers, your whores or your honeys! And you know what? We do just fine without your dick or your money!"
Lynn Whitfield - A Thin Line Between Love And Hate

"I CAN SEE MY DICK!! MY DICK!!!"
Eddie Murphy - The Nutty Professor

"I've been in prison for three years, my dick gets hard when the wind blows."
Eddie Murphy - 48 Hours

"How you feel about yourself now, stupid muthafucka? Coulda had some pussy!"(POW)
Salli Richardson - A Low Down Dirty Shame

"Y'all ain't shit!! Your mamas ain't shit and your babies ain't gon' be shit! Fuck y'all with a....with a sick dick! Fuck you!"
Adele Givens - The Player's Club

"You tell em I'm coming and hells coming with me!!!!" Wyatt Earp in Tombstone
and "You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?" Wyatt Earp in Tombstone

"You can't handle the truth" along with the rest of that speech. Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men

"He leads the league in most offensive catagories, including nose hair" Bob Ueker in Major League describing the opposing team's big bopper at the plate.

"Dong! Where is my a-u-t-o-m-o-b-I-l-e?" Sixteen Candles

[ Whistle ] Hey, girls. - Hey, yo, baby !

How about a freebie ? It's my birthday.

Dream on !

It's lookin' really slow tonight.

Yeah, well... maybe we should get a pimp, you know. Carlos really digs you.

And then he'll run our lives and take our money. No.

You're right. We say who, we say when, we say how much.

Do you think I look like Carol Channing ? - No ! I love this look.

It's very glamorous. Glamour choice. - [ Brakes Screech ]

Oh, yo, oh, yo. Catch this !

[ Grinding Gears ]

Wait a minute. That's a Lotus Esprit.

[ Brakes Screech ]

No, that's rent. You should go for him. You look hot tonight.

Don't take less than a hundred. Call me when you're through. Take care of you.

Take care of you.

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On that note...

I've got a runner in my pantyhose...oh, I'm not wearing any pantyhose!

Slippery little suckers...

And...

Its Shark Week bitches...

Chief Brody JAWS "You are going to need a bigger boat."

"Fuck you, pay me." -Goodfellas



"Ever hear a cock meat sandwich?"
"What's a cockmeat sandwich?"
*Door opens*
"You're about to find out." -Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay



"Oh let me be clear, there's nothing on the planet I like more than a hot new pussy. Nothing. What does the PH in NPH stand for?"

"Patrick Harris?"

"No, common mistake, poon-handler."

"Shut the hell up and go die in a hole" Medea
"Jack" "Rose" .... You know where that came from... LOL!
Let's add sum humor, come on!

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Let's add sum humor, come on! Originally Posted by Sweet tart candy

here's a humorous one....fit for this site:

Sally:*Turk, did you cum?

Newbomb Turk:*A little.

Sally:*A little? What do you mean a little? Either you came or you didn't cum. Did you cum or not?

Newbomb Turk:*I came.

Sally:*Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed.