I'm going to sleep

Rumor has it that he lost the over/under bet on how many elves would be in the Marcy's Thancksgiving Day Parade........and was given the option of fucking a fat sperm whale and write a review.........or..........ret ire.

I guess he just couldn't bring himself to write that review........ijs Originally Posted by dearhunter

It has to be a special kind of human being....to carry such unadulterated and eternal hatred towards another.

I don't hate elves.....I just don't trust little people with pointy ears

It has to be a special kind of human being....to carry such unadulterated and eternal hatred towards another. Originally Posted by Sarunga

I agree, and yet they wonder "why doesn't anyone like me". He might be the sperm whale OOB fucked, you know he goes both ways. Maybe they have a secret!!!

Why would we wonder "why doesn't anyone like me" when someone keeps bringing up our names all the time? I feel absolutely adored...

Which are we not supposed to like........whales or elves?

Oob may end up thancking the elves in the end.........ijs