You know you are a hobbyiest when...

When you always accidently type in ".cim" instead of ".com" on a web address.... Originally Posted by Holysheepshit

Still fucking laffing at that...........

I love this thread lol

When you're with a civie and you get to her place but hesitate on the "sniff and mount" waiting for her to tell you to make yourself comfortable..........

I think we should make providers' version of this thread. There would be a lot of funny things to know...

I think we should make providers' version of this thread. There would be a lot of funny things to know... Originally Posted by GeoEgo

You know you are a provider when your husband gives you a credit card and you tell him you have a cash only policy...

You know you're a provider when you ask the plumber what his handle is and to put the donation on the counter.......

You know you're a provider when you ask the plumber what his handle is and to put the donation on the counter....... Originally Posted by TheDogger

Still waiting for that to happen to me lol

When you have to make a conscience effort not to go to an SHMB Board, escort site or backpage when you are on any other computer other than yours lol

Just happened to me yesterday. Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

That is why I have a laptop! For those who are thinking about getting one.. a NETBOOK is the ideal way!! they are small, have all the power you need right off (you might have to spend 20 bucks to up the ram to 2 gigs so it is nicer) they are lightweight, most get 3 hours of power out of the factory battery and you can order large cap batteries which can take them to up to 6 hours... They have Wireless and wired networking in them too so all you need is a hotspot.

If you are married or have an SO I would recommend doing your hobby just on a laptop that you carry, heck even if you are single

You weigh and rationalize potential sexual mis-conduct in the civilian world and opt not to partake simply because you "know where, when and how" to get pussy on your own easily.

Ie..being alone with a civie you're not too quite sure wants to put out and isn't making it easy on you. No need to flash your dick or rub against her, a few hours is is all you need to make a call and set up a same day appointment with a woman who's going to let you do all that within 15 seconds of walking in.

When in a strip club you do a lot of wondering about the welfare of the dancers and it's something along the lines of: "Hell, if she provides on the side to make extra she should be well taken care of."

When for some inexplicable reason in the back of your head you get this feeling that those products that advertise as having "NO MSG" are, if consumed, partial causes of Erectile Disfunction

When you ask your SO where the baby wipes are after pulling out.

You answered your home phone with your HOBBY name, and your SO asked you who the fuck is...

Hey Mr. Clever, it sounds like you bro!! LOL!!!

When you're half sleep on the couch watching ESPN with your boys and you hear someone on the TV say "The NBA Policy.." and you mumble over "them muthafuckers racist.."