HOOKER JOKE OF THE DAY (24 AUGUST 2011)

a man goes into a whore house and asks the woman at the desk for the biggest, blackest bitch she has. she tells him to go to room 8, if not room 9, and if not room 10. he goes to room 8 not black enough, room 9 not fat enough, room 10 perfect. he tells her to open her legs and starts taking photographs of her fanny. he then chucks her the money and tells her to close her legs. she asks is that it and he replies yes, i just wanted to know what a big black leather sofa looked like with pink cushions.

A truck driver stops by a whore house. He tells the madam heres $500, give me 2 sandwichs, 2 cold beers, and the fattest, ugliest woman you have.

The madam replies, sir for $500 you can have any woman here.

The truck driver says I'm not here for sex, I'm home sick.

Q: What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A: A black and Decker pecker wrecker.

Racial joke, drugs, how many infractions are there in this thread? Sorry ladies, I did not catch this thread till just now. Would have stopped it long ago.