Selling Virginity

Marketing virginity to client.No different hookers marketing to clients in emails or texts on boards posts. Originally Posted by Fancylady
I tend to agree...
Marketing virginity to client.No different hookers marketing to clients in emails or texts on boards posts. Originally Posted by Fancylady
Good point. Hookers on boards posts.
Fancy Lady, how much would you give to pop Yatzchik's cherry? Or perhaps consider some Pro Bono work?
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I don't understand the last two comments, but I'm assuming they have something to do with me committing suicide. Originally Posted by yitzchak
Duct tape is the universal solution for getting someone to shut their fucking mouth.
"The best things in life are free."

Not for us. Am I right, gang?
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  • 5T3V3
  • 03-28-2017, 04:45 PM
Duct tape is the universal solution for getting someone to shut their fucking mouth.
Originally Posted by burkalini
Honestly so many uses ... pretty much everything, but ducts!

I remember when I liked this other girl. I thought she was so beautiful. She decided to sleep with two of my friends. I would have to sit there and hear about how both of them "fucked" her and how hot they thought she was. I didn't know she was like that when I first met her, but I had developed a big crush on her, and she gave me every reason to believe we would be together, prior to boning my friends. Somehow the feeling she gave me was not as bad as what I feel now. I can't express myself, because I am crazy. People tell me that emotion is normal, but that mine are crazy. I'm unsure if I can explain how I feel. The best I can do is describe it as though some kind of evil has crept into my skin, and I don't know how to escape it. It feels like there is always a weight on my chest. Even if I am laughing, there is always that feeling, something inside me that I don't want. I'm writing this because I feel that I need to. I've never felt so much emotional stress, and I'm definitely not handling it well.
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Eight days and he has to keep going. The thread was almost dead. FUCK!!!!!
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Too bad the virgin is not almost dead ...
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Selling virginity is prostitution, and both parties should be arrested on the spot.

OK, a bit extreme, especially considering that I don't feel adults should be arrested for fucking each other with consent. But these selling virginity stories are a hilarious joke, IMO. Why should you be rewarded for 'holding out' for years? Like, who really gives a shit. Virgin sex is usually awful anyway. Odds are you'll nut in like a minute. Why would a woman want to, A, pay you to nut in one minute, and B, PAY YOU AT ALL for sex, when she can bang any other guy for free.
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  • Old-T
  • 04-06-2017, 01:19 PM
Is the bid at -$450.00 now?
Is the bid at -$450.00 now? Originally Posted by Old-T
More like 45 cents
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  • Old-T
  • 04-06-2017, 05:01 PM
No, I am sure he would have to pay even the most desperate woman at least 450.00.
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Selling virginity is prostitution, and both parties should be arrested on the spot.
Originally Posted by Randall Creed

Exactly, the virginity issue would soon be old news ...
I can only pretend that I'm cool or just a normal guy for a little while, but sooner or later I'll become desperate or have a panic attack, literally start crying and reveal that I'm an over emotional, melodramatic, emotionally immature nutjob. Then it's over. I can think of a few personalities worse than mine, but being an overemotional, desperate and clingy guy repels women of all types. Obviously an escort would not want to deal with me, and a regular girl is the same.