The Cheap Bastard's Guide

:woot_ju mp: Originally Posted by wynter_ice

Wynter have you got your T-Shirt yet?

Shit!

Why are we coming up with any of this in reference to SL

14) "It's $250 for the BJ, $300 to fuck me and for $350 I'll pretend to come! You can be first!" Originally Posted by Whispers

I'm not sure but I like where your going with it! I don't think you and I belong in any group calling themselves "Cheap". But were certainly NOT stupid. It they ever change it to "SMART BASTARDS" were all in! IJS

I'll let the Godfather explain why it's "much" better and smarter to NOT be a cheap bastard.

opps i cleaned up my ICE CREAM with it....my bad...:w oot_jump:

$260 Per Hour or less:
KelyseSkye, Ember Simmons & Brittanyy







Or if your a CHEAP BASTARD you can save the $10 and get this little number at $250

thats just scary..... u should be ashamed....

SL how was your #4 girl? What size SL TShirt did she require? Where does she rank on your "tightest boxes" list?

Enquiring minds want to know!

Brittany is not in Austin, shes in Dallas...and she IS running a CBS approved rate of $225 per hour! I don't find reviews on the other two girls though?

SL does his share of girls @200 too. But being rich affords one the luxury of paying whatever they wan and laughing at those that can't afford that...but I can say I have had better than those three, and for less than 260, although I admit that is NOT the norm, it can be done....unfortunately I am not allowed to show pictures of them...

I just found out that I have been booted from the CBC!

I just found out that I have been booted from the CBC!


Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

Who booted you? Those communists!

Who booted you? Those communists! Originally Posted by Toyz

He booted himself (see his last review) .... I just pointed that out to him... and he left .... quite a loss !!!

Especially since CBC members can splurge when they want to, I mean, didn't we earn it by being cheap?

I'm not sure but I like where your going with it! I don't think you and I belong in any group calling themselves "Cheap". But were certainly NOT stupid. It they ever change it to "SMART BASTARDS" were all in! IJS

I'll let the Godfather explain why it's "much" better and smarter to NOT be a cheap bastard.
Originally Posted by Still Looking

Would INGLORIOUS BASTARDS do it for you?

He booted himself (see his last review) .... I just pointed that out to him... and he left .... quite a loss !!!

Especially since CBC members can splurge when they want to, I mean, didn't we earn it by being cheap? Originally Posted by fun2come

So it was self-expulsion huh? All I can say is that she was damn well worth it!!!

"....didn't we earn it by being cheap?"

As my Scottish friend would say,

"The Scotch aren't cheap. They're thrrrrriiiiiiiffffty!"

I operate on a hobby budget so anything "saved" can be used for the occasional splurge. Also, as we've seen, even prime cuts can be destroyed when the cook has an "off day". And who is going to treat you better than you treat yourself?

Brittany is not in Austin, shes in Dallas...and she IS running a CBS approved rate of $225 per hour! I don't find reviews on the other two girls though?

SL does his share of girls @200 too. But being rich affords one the luxury of paying whatever they wan and laughing at those that can't afford that...but I can say I have had better than those three, and for less than 260, although I admit that is NOT the norm, it can be done....unfortunately I am not allowed to show pictures of them... Originally Posted by Toyz

Ahhhhh grasshopper.... let me help you.


KelsieSkye

AD ($250)
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=986779

Review:
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=994966



Ember Simmers

Show Case ($260)
http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=119076

I am currently working as her Cabana Boy while I pass screening. I'm not taking any chance on this one!



Brittanyy

Show Case ($250)
http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=226886

Review
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=963851

"....didn't we earn it by being cheap?"

As my Scottish friend would say,

"The Scotch aren't cheap. They're thrrrrriiiiiiiffffty!"

I operate on a hobby budget so anything "saved" can be used for the occasional splurge. Also, as we've seen, even prime cuts can be destroyed when the cook has an "off day". And who is going to treat you better than you treat yourself? Originally Posted by Loxly

Yeah but Thrifty Bastards sounds so, well Scottish ....
Gosh would I love a Scottish accented make out session

For sure you are speaking CBC talk !!!