BEST PUSSY EVER

Reverend Raincoat's Avatar
I've been told by a few ladies, that a pussy is only as good as the dick that's in it

Yes, some are tighter than others but none of that matters if she can't fuck and to answer your question the best pussy to me is "New" to me pussy. Originally Posted by KeepinItReal
Couldn't have said it better. New pussy is the best pussy, IMHO
suiram77's Avatar
Couldn't have said it better. New pussy is the best pussy, IMHO Originally Posted by Reverend Raincoat
No I have had some new pussy that was horrible
So not true for me
suiram77's Avatar
Well, because it's probably not wise to discuss a public meeting on a site where anonymity is crucial. Also, if someone was to get hurt or worse, you don't want any public records documenting the circumstances leading up to that incident. Lastly, it's in ECCIE shareholders best interest to NOT have any of the aforementioned items linked to this site. In other words, although most of it was utter foolishness and neanderthalic banter, it would be unwise for the "powers that be" to let it continue. Originally Posted by DarkeyKong
DK you are thinking so wrong man this lil boy ain't showing up
And if he do he better be on time I have a full day tomorrow.

I already gave my vote on the best pussy I ever had
Ms GingerKatt baby!!! All day
suiram77's Avatar
Don't hurt yourselves... Originally Posted by BBW Katrina
BBW Katrina I will be in one piece when I see you next year
Trust me and SMG#3 will be too I'm very confident that when
He see me he will get back in the car. Lol!! And if he think I am
Going to give him any money with out having lunch with me
Then he is a fool.

I am paying for his time not a bait and switch.
I do remember you having some good pussy
BBW Katrina and your head is a hurricane lol
Lawd have mercy come on end of January lol
suiram77's Avatar
Once I roll up there and he sees me. Truly sees me. Looks in my soul. He will realize, yeah this (edit By Namssa please refrain using any form of racial remarks) cray let me give him my $5k. My bad, I didn't know you were as fucked up in real life as you are here. Hahahahaa Originally Posted by userb1
SMH!!!!!! SMG#3 if you don't have an hour don't show up
I am not paying 5k for a BNG so your call.

Please be on time 12:30 I have shit to do before I fly back out SMG3

Now on topic since this is best pussy ever thread I was thinking that
It may just be you, we will see since we have an appointment tomorrow.
I am willing to pay a lot of money for the best pussy ever man.
I better get me a back up plan just incase you NCNS me.

Yeah!! That's a good idea
suiram77's Avatar
This is the most ridiculous thing I've seen here in a while. Originally Posted by Jules Jaguar
I agree with you J J but ridiculous or not when I invite
Some one to meet me I expect them to show up Hun
I am only here for 8 hours today so my time is extremely
Valuable. I read some where you had the best pussy J J
You go girl I am sure you have all the boys in your yard.
Mojojo's Avatar
How about you stick to the topic. Quit hijacking this thread, if you have some sort of arrangement with a hobbyist keep it off the board, that's not what this thread is for or about.
suiram77's Avatar
How about you stick to the topic. Quit hijacking this thread, if you have some sort of arrangement with a hobbyist keep it off the board, that's not what this thread is for or about. Originally Posted by Mojojo
Cool what's the best pussy you ever had mojo!!!!!
Randall Creed's Avatar
To me, the 'best' pussy ever tends to be some of those one time encounters with short term providers who only do this for a few days. Upon sliding in, that pussy is ON FIRE. I'm talking hot and wet, tight and, right off the bat you know you're gonna cum way, way faster than you want to. Stall tactics don't work (even failing miserably at times).

There was one where this was happening. I tried to pull out and change positions, but the rubber was already filling up. Damn!! I just slid my wood back in and tried to salvage the moment a bit. Even those strokes were so tingly that I could barely stand the sensation. My dick was inside her maybe 3 minutes, if that.

It's always with those flash in the pan types, who make a quick few hundred and get out.










The thread title reminds me of an old joke.


A guy is winning big in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"

Hooker replies, "It starts at $1000 for a hand job."

Guy says, "$1000 dollars?! For a hand job?! No hand job is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see this diamond ring on my hand?"

"Yes," he says, looking down at the large impressive diamond on her finger.

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I bought this because I give a hand job that's worth $1000. And, if you can look me in the eye and tell me it's not the best hand job you've ever had in your life, I'll give you your money back."

The guy thinks to himself, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." and accepts the hooker's offer.They upstairs.

A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $1000. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blowjob is $2,000?"

The hooker replies, "$5000."

"I wouldn't pay that for any blowjob!"

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that Mercedes just across the street? I paid cash for it. And I own it because I give a blowjob that's ten times better than my hand job.

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand job, and thinking that he's got $3,000 in winnings left, decides hell, I might as well and says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it, but he feels he truly got his money's worth and then thinks it can't get any better. But then he starts thinking.

"How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see those two casinos across the street?

The guys eyes get as wide as saucers. "Damn!" the guy says, in awe and anticipation of the best pussy in the world, "You own two whole casinos?"

"No," the hooker replies. "But I would if I had a pussy." Originally Posted by TexTushHog
suiram77's Avatar
To me, the 'best' pussy ever tends to be some of those one time encounters with short term providers who only do this for a few days. Upon sliding in, that pussy is ON FIRE. I'm talking hot and wet, tight and, right off the bat you know you're gonna cum way, way faster than you want to. Stall tactics don't work (even failing miserably at times).

There was one where this was happening. I tried to pull out and change positions, but the rubber was already filling up. Damn!! I just slid my wood back in and tried to salvage the moment a bit. Even those strokes were so tingly that I could barely stand the sensation. My dick was inside her maybe 3 minutes, if that.

It's always with those flash in the pan types, who make a quick few hundred and get out. Originally Posted by Rambro Creed
Now that's some good pussy Rambo yeah usually if she can make
You bust under 5 mins that's some good pussy
So did the best pussy win?
So did the best pussy win? Originally Posted by thathottnurse
That's what I was wondering.
FunInDFW's Avatar
I guess the "best" pussy have been the two that have made me cum in a condom. One retired (or rather not posting here: Valarie) and the other still posting; even had some atf talk in there during the fun. Guess I should rekindle that at some point and we can remind each other what we've been missing.
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Best pussy ever? The next one I bury my cock into is the best pussy ever.
Her: http://eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=195571

Comes and goes from the board, never stays for long...but if you can catch her, the kitty is something else.