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QUOTE=Hottentot Venus;1057740957]There are many species in the animal kingdom that mate for life. The heartsong penguin for instance.
A man that can control his dick with all the sex around deserves a crown and a tomb full of gold for that is a man truly in tune with his soul. And I don't mean monogamy either. If you promise to be monogamous, then yes, but I would never promise to a man to only want to have sex with only him for the rest of my life, nor will I let a man repeat those wack ass wedding vows to me.
Emotional monogamy is way more important to me than they physical kind. Most men have to lie about whether they find another girl attractive or not. Any type of percirved attention to the opposite sex is a threat to most women's security and ego. I'm under no such illusions, I want my man to be happy. There's rules to that shit though.
1. Don't bring that ho into my house.
2. Make sure that ho knows her place.
3. Make sure I don't see or hear that ho. (calling, showing up at my house, Facebook stalking)
4. Do your shit on the low low... and I don't want to hear about it.. would you like to hear about the dick I got on my lunch break.
5.Have your ass home every night on time. Yes, I believe in curfews when we go out alone. There is nothing open past 2am but legs and hospitals. Do your fucking on your own time, not family time.
6. LAST BUT NOT LEAST: MAKE SURE MY SHIT IS TAKEN CARE OF FIRST! If you're out fucking so hard that you forget to do some shit I explicitly asked you to do HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
Transversely, I can't stand an ole' Ike Turner ass dude.
Easy, motherfucker! We're all professionals here.[/QUOTE]