Classic Pre-Planned Excuses

There are some religious organizations that will pray the gay out of them. Originally Posted by pyramider

I've heard about these organizations....

I love my wife too much to marry her... Originally Posted by Wakeup

I thinck I could love your wife...although her hand pic's weren't all that. I can only hope her feet are more groomed. as far as the love thing it wouldn't take ...but 20 minutes to be sure. by the way, that budget suites room.....I hope you all were bubble wrapped but that's just me ....I think Valerie would be a good fit for my sweet Italian sausage

I guess he thought he could fuck the gay away...... Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

There are some religious organizations that will pray the gay out of them. Originally Posted by pyramider

You fuckers take the fun out of fun....
TLDR.... Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Is there a third option?
Already mentioned years of therapy.
Maybe the SO will be okay with it, he's hid it all these years why not?
In the closet, out of the closet... We live in a more gay tolerant time. Maybe she'll let him keep cheating on her as well. Crazier things have happened.

how about quit cheating on your wife!! and get divorced!!

So none of you can present a valid solution to the problem of married man having sex outside marriage but to criticize harshly of the solution I have.Let me recap for some of you.


First, no one has disputed the fact men are promiscuous by nature regardless of marital status. Remember your choice to get marry or not does not make who you are. I hope I don't have to convince most of you on this since you all are on this board.


So the problem become how a married man must solve this problem in natural way during his life time.


I present a solution which has been accepted in every culture which is how Brothels and prostitution have started. Single men are not going to those places in droves.


WU said men who are as we are, should never get married because we would never be able to commit to one woman. So when I ask him how about having offspring for a man, he would rather have a kid without marriage or family unit. Seriously? You prefer a kid you have with a woman you supposedly love be raised by a single mother without family unit?
If this is true I have nothing else to say but we have different opinion.


While most of you have no counter point but post some garbage, WU, however his solution may lead to nonsense, stayed on the topic which he raised. I thank him for that.


I have said enough and made my point clear. I would love to hear if someone can present valid solution that does not make all the parties involve villains.


I am sorry if I am too argumentative for the board. It is just who I am. I used to head debate team back in High School. Also I believe what I say and I believe my argument makes sense.

I used to head debate team back in High School..... Originally Posted by futile

Did you know a dude by the name of Zanzibar?.....just askin'

if someone can present valid solution that does not make all the parties involve villains. Originally Posted by futile

ummm, you can't make someone not a villian when they are being a villian. doesn't work that way.

and FYI, all parties? really? all parties are not villians. only one party is unless the wife is doing the samething.

I am sorry if I am too argumentative for the board. It is just who I am. I used to head debate team back in High School. Also I believe what I say and I believe my argument makes sense. Originally Posted by futile

this part some sort of admittal? seems like some other member fits this description

She will tell you "I WANT HALF" that is half of everything you fucking own. doesn't matter what you tell her your fucked in the ass Originally Posted by Seedy

Can't Get Any More Real Than This....lol

Okay, I'll bite.
Any advise, any truths spoken are falling on deaf ears. You are a selfish little child only concerned about getting what you want without getting caught. You sidetracked this thread when you mentioned your "concern" about hurting your SO's feelings. You actually couldn't care less about her feelings our you would change your behavior.
So, back to your "intent" of finding some humor in your silly excuses...
Tell us about this guy you saw at the gym that brought on your homosexual feelings? What was it about him that attracted you to him? A lil penis envy maybe? How long have you been suppressing these desires? What made you think that by screwing hookers would make you less gay? I'm just wondering because I can definitely see the humor in that... Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Guys See Hookers So They Can Bend Over On The Bed Like A Bitch & Get Rammed With A Rubber Winky So They Can Feel As If This Is Okay... They Don't Consider Themselves Gay Because A Girl Is Doing It... & The Girl Doing It IsA Hooker So She Will Make You Feel As If IIt's Ok When It's Not... ijs

Guys See Hookers So They Can Bend Over On The Bed Like A Bitch & Get Rammed With A Rubber Winky So They Can Feel As If This Is Okay... They Don't Consider Themselves Gay Because A Girl Is Doing It... & The Girl Doing It IsA Hooker So She Will Make You Feel As If IIt's Ok When It's Not... ijs Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

It's totally okay if I'm getting paid to do it

Who cares if it's okay? Where do we draw the line on "okay," anyways?

It's totally okay if I'm getting paid to do it

Who cares if it's okay? Where do we draw the line on "okay," anyways? Originally Posted by YummyMarie

When a grown man wants a dick in there butt thats already passing the line thats drawn...

I still love you even though you don't agree with me... Im still waiting on them spankings grrrr

Hahahahahahahahahahaha He's done...

Wait until his SO finds out, just a matter of time ... I wonder how he would feel if he discovered his SO was getting some strange?

So none of you can present a valid solution to the problem of married man having sex outside marriage but to criticize harshly of the solution I have.Let me recap for some of you.
There is SO much wrong about this post, it's almost as if you haven't been paying attention. Let's follow the bouncing ping pong ball and recap.
First, no one has disputed the fact men are promiscuous by nature regardless of marital status. Remember your choice to get marry or not does not make who you are. I hope I don't have to convince most of you on this since you all are on this board.
First, no one has agreed that it is a fact that men are promiscuous by nature. That is a generalization and simply your opinion. Posted on a hooker board you'd hoped others would agree. FAIL
So the problem become how a married man must solve this problem in natural way during his life time. The problem you stated was to how to keep cheating on your wife without hurting her feelings. The answer was, you CAN'T! Since that wasn't what you wanted to hear, you played it off as a joke. That you were seeking humor. The humor consisted of your post about being attracted to men. Sorry, but that's pretty funny shit right there.
I present a solution which has been accepted in every culture which is how Brothels and prostitution have started. Single men are not going to those places in droves.
Sorry, this is not accepted in cultures where there are laws against prostitution and brothels. Namely, our culture.
WU said men who are as we are, should never get married because we would never be able to commit to one woman. So when I ask him how about having offspring for a man, he would rather have a kid without marriage or family unit. Seriously? You prefer a kid you have with a woman you supposedly love be raised by a single mother without family unit?
If this is true I have nothing else to say but we have different opinion.
I don't remember any discussion of offspring and a family unit, I think you're grasping at straws. Even so, families are constantly being raised by separated couples and can be done successfully if both parents are involved.
While most of you have no counter point but post some garbage, WU, however his solution may lead to nonsense, stayed on the topic which he raised. I thank him for that.
This is where you were not paying attention. We all stayed on topic (as much as any thread in this forum). You kept changing the topic. Follow the ping pong ball. You didn't get anyone to agree with you, because you are wrong!
I have said enough and made my point clear. I would love to hear if someone can present valid solution that does not make all the parties involve villains.
This point I will agree with, you've said enough.
But you're far from making your point clear. You want to keep seeing hookers without hurting your wife, it CAN'T be done unless you have her permission to do so. No one here its making you out a villain, we are however calling you a liar. If you sincerely loved your wife and cared about her feelings, you'd change your hurtful behavior or divorce her because she deserves better.
I am sorry if I am too argumentative for the board. It is just who I am. I used to head debate team back in High School. Also I believe what I say and I believe my argument makes sense. Originally Posted by futile

For someone who claims to have debate skills, I'm not impressed. My understanding of debate was two teams one pro one con, discuss a topic without changing topic when they see they're losing. You can not have your cake and eat it too. You can't cheat on your wife without hurting her. Either you are childish and selfish, (my opinion) or just a coward afraid of the truth. Said earlier, you can be a lying, cheating piece of crap all you want. Just don't come here asking us to validate this conduct. You might be promiscuous by nature, and if so you shouldn't have married someone innocent, subjecting her and your family to the "nature" of your being. You can believe all you want in your argument, in the end it will still be wrong.
I ain't buying the bullshit. Sorry of it offends you. But you need to grow up, be a man, and admit your actions are hurtful. Quit trying too find ways to lie your way out of it. .

Most of us who are in a relationship but playing on the side have thought about what to say when we get caught to minimize the impact and survive through it. It has to be little more than "Sorry Honey, I failed you". Following are what I have in mind. Which answer would make you gain your SO forgiveness?

I would love to hear what you guys have in mind.

1- You are a sex addict long before you met her. Got better after being with her. But now starting to lose control again and you need help.

2- You are depressed and stressed at work and this just give some excitement and make you feel something. You recently lost a promotion to another guy.

3- You are little confused about your sexuality and started questioning yourself if you are gay (after seeing naked man at Gym or whatever). You just have to find out if you still into women. Originally Posted by futile

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