DOES THE CONDITION OF THE INCALL MATTER?

ferdburf's Avatar
Postho's, Assemble!
dearhunter's Avatar
Damn notanewbie.................... .you even have tissues.

Is that sofia's incall?
simpleton's Avatar
I like Egyptian cotton sheets with a high thread count.

Those Egyptians sure know how to grow soft cotton.
notanewbie's Avatar
Postho's, Assemble! Originally Posted by ferdburf
Damn notanewbie.................... .you even have tissues.

Is that sofia's incall? Originally Posted by dearhunter

first postho, really. me?

tissues, I cum prepared.
Sensual Sophia's Avatar
I agree ... of course clients care about the incall.

Silly ass question. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
Of course they care... but they only care so much... I don't think the question is silly at all. She's soliciting advice on what features are most important. Sometimes ladies worry about things that most guys would never notice. And this is probably also helpful for new providers who are thinking about setting up an incall and need some advice.
dearhunter's Avatar
SS

Please pass the word...............we like blue water in the shitter.

very important
very important
I don't care about the inside as long as it's semi-clean. Hell when I was younger
all I had in my appt was a tv, dresser and a futon. This of course changed as soon as possible but futon sex remained an important staple of my early life. We had a futon at the shop and one day I openly admited to bringing a girl from the pub across the street in one night for a quickie, then the other guys did the same... We no longer have a futon at the shop and also have a "no sex on the leather couch" rule. Because unlike the futon it's both nice and expensive.

Oh, and I like blue water in the shitter.
Wayward's Avatar
I was going to skip this thread and go re-arrange my sock drawer, but would have missed that the other Sophia knows about bamboo towels, TDL's new Olympic sport and blue water in the shitter.

Every day a new adventure and every thread a new errr no I've got nothing.

To paraphase some democrat "It's the girl, stupid!" if you leave thinking about the incall the young lady may have not brought her A game. All the bamboo sheets in the world aren't going to fix that.
I once had a foot-on the wall trying to maintain both balance and maximum penetration while we were changing positions from the trapeze swing to the vertical climbing rope.
Does that count as foot-on sex?
Terminator69's Avatar
The Incall has to be clean and of course looks like you live there and please hang something on the walls you can find good stuff at a reasonable price decorate and make it a cozy place, clean sheets, towels, bathtub, kitchen all is a plus, no clothes all over the place clean all over I like to go in the kitchen and get some water, take a shower before and after, get a maid to take care of the place every day, come on or come to my place and check it out I have an appartment that I use as a outcall, come and take a look, and get pointers, I can cook too!
boardman's Avatar
The Incall has to be clean and of course looks like you live there and please hang something on the walls you can find good stuff at a reasonable price decorate and make it a cozy place, clean sheets, towels, bathtub, kitchen all is a plus, no clothes all over the place clean all over I like to go in the kitchen and get some water, take a shower before and after, get a maid to take care of the place every day, come on or come to my place and check it out I have an appartment that I use as a outcall, come and take a look, and get pointers, I can cook too! Originally Posted by Terminator69
What about the blue water????
dearhunter's Avatar
Terminator has blue toilet water at his outcall?

Rent that bitch out.
jjflash's Avatar
Discrete, safe, clean...and blue water

Also I once pulled up to an incall just after LE had arrived. I did not stop. Seems her BF sold drugs. So no dope-dealing at the incall!
Discrete to walk in and out, convenient parking, easy access from a major highway, safe area, clean, a good bed with clean fresh sheets, a hot lady and shower facility. The winning combination for me. Originally Posted by Toreador_one
+1

rr
Would that be considered incall or outcall? Originally Posted by boardman
It depends on how clean the bathroom is.
If it is real clean she may claim it as her incall and lock the door, allowing only paying clients to enter.