~BARE BACK PLEDGE~ Revised Version

With an amazing demonstration of self control we were not subjected to analogies such as
WWTD, OMFT, TDMF, or Toyz was banned for our sins. Originally Posted by Mr Peabody

Subjected is a relative word...but...since you asked.



"Verily, verily I say unto thee Hoogars...kneel before me & take the Toyz holy sacrament upon thy tongue...and swallow"

Todays reading from the Monger bible, the 69th hymn taken from the book of bareback..




"Yea, though I walk through the shadow of tunnel buddies, I will fear no fatasses...for Toyz Rod & Staff will comfort & protect me. He maketh me to lie down 'neath the 1,000 count Egyptian cotton sheets, he anointeth my pussy with oils, he sucketh my nipples lovingly... I shall follow him all the days of my life".

If I wasn't going to hell before, I sure as fuck am now...LOL

Our Toyz, who art in Austin
Hallowed be thy name
Through whores who cum
Thy will be done
In Dallas, as it is in Austin
Give us this day our daily head
And forgive us for no shows
As we forgive those who no show against us
And lead us not into streetwalking
but deliver us from Whispers
For thine is the incall
The outcall, and the Lifestyles forever.
Amen


I bet mom is so proud of that Catholic education right now

Our Toyz, who art in Austin
Hallowed be thy name
Through whores who cum
Thy will be done
In Dallas, as it is in Austin
Give us this day our daily head
And forgive us for no shows
As we forgive those who no show against us
And lead us not into streetwalking
but deliver us from Whispers
For thine is the incall
The outcall, and the Lifestyles forever.
Amen


I bet mom is so proud of that Catholic education right now Originally Posted by GracePreston

Grace, that was just cool...


AND REMEMBER this Sunday there will be a Toyz cleanses your soul baptism near the van, down by the river. Cum down profess your sins & be baptised into my Holy Spirit.

We will pass around the collection plate, just remember the minimal tithe is $37.50 or 10% of your worldly belongings.

Here is your morning reading from the book of Monger...

"And moses came down from the firey bush with tablets of stone, on the stones were the commandments from Toyz...and the multitudes dropped to their knees & wept in rapt splendor.

Our Toyz, who art in Austin
Hallowed be thy name
Through whores who cum
Thy will be done
In Dallas, as it is in Austin
Give us this day our daily head
And forgive us for no shows
As we forgive those who no show against us
And lead us not into streetwalking
but deliver us from Whispers
For thine is the incall
The outcall, and the Lifestyles forever.
Amen

I bet mom is so proud of that Catholic education right now Originally Posted by GracePreston

Bravo!

Our Toyz, who art in Austin
Hallowed be thy name
Through whores who cum
Thy will be done
In Dallas, as it is in Austin
Give us this day our daily head
And forgive us for no shows
As we forgive those who no show against us
And lead us not into streetwalking
but deliver us from Whispers
For thine is the incall
The outcall, and the Lifestyles forever.
Amen


I bet mom is so proud of that Catholic education right now Originally Posted by GracePreston

That's pretty damn hilarious.

Our Toyz, who art in Austin
Hallowed be thy name
Through whores who cum
Thy will be done
In Dallas, as it is in Austin
Give us this day our daily head
And forgive us for no shows
As we forgive those who no show against us
And lead us not into streetwalking
but deliver us from Whispers
For thine is the incall
The outcall, and the Lifestyles forever.
Amen Originally Posted by GracePreston

Looks like I know who I'm sitting next to on the bus to hell....
LMAO grace, that was hilarious!

<Takes a Bow>

I figure if I'm going to hell, I want to drive the bus. I'm a control freak like that

Many girls who claim not to do bbfs in public will do it in private.

Ladies, if you want some discreet creampie action send me a message.

A hobbyist asking a provider for BBFS is really praising her!

This item came out this morning:


Study: Men say they’re less inclined to use condoms if a female partner is attractive

Link: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...artner-is-hot/

A hobbyist asking a provider for BBFS is really praising her!

This item came out this morning:


Study: Men say they’re less inclined to use condoms if a female partner is attractive

Link: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...artner-is-hot/ Originally Posted by El Cid

El Cid your sentiments here have motivated me to re-write the words to the old Paul Anka song 'HAVING MY BABY"

I wanna do bareback,
What a lovely way of saying
How much you want me.
I wanna do bareback,
What a lovely way of saying
What you're thinking of me.

I can see your twat,
Its juicy & glowing,
Your lips are showing...
That you wanna do bareback


Do you feel that seed?
Its deep inside your now & I think its growing...

... Do you feel that seed?
Its deep inside your now & I think its growing...
Originally Posted by Toyz

If she is attractive, you have a 50-50 chance of having a cute baby!

If she is attractive, you have a 50-50 chance of having a cute baby!

Originally Posted by El Cid

Not a chance my friend!

I've been neutered since 2012...

A hobbyist asking a provider for BBFS is really praising her!

This item came out this morning:


Study: Men say they’re less inclined to use condoms if a female partner is attractive



Link: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...artner-is-hot/ Originally Posted by El Cid

I think captain obvious was behind this study. I knew I wasn't the only guy. Why fuck hot chick with a rubber?

Not a chance my friend!

I've been neutered since 2012... Originally Posted by Toyz

O thou of little faith, don't you believe in miracles? !!