ASK "SL" Whats your question.... go ahead make my day!

This thread is for questions to SL not the mods or anyone else so let's stay on topic lol.

How about lets let the ladies who want a voice create their own threads just like they have been doing Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

Spanked for hijacking my own thread! Go figure! OK, bring on the questions..... I'm listening.

Two is company, but is three always a crowd?

Enjoy yourself.

Be safe.

Stay cool.

Setty

Two is company, but is three always a crowd?

Enjoy yourself.

Be safe.

Stay cool.

Setty Originally Posted by setman

I think breasts are like testicles.... you only need two. One less really doesn't work and one more draws way to much attention!

SL if you poked yourself in the eye with your own cock would you tell yourself your sorry? Or would you not say a word because you would think were talking to yourself again, if you did say your sorry would you make the call to get help again...

Dear SL,

I'm relatively new around here. Could you tell me what it means to be slamdangoed? What do the T-shirts mean? How does one qualify for a T? I'm not asking to BE qualified, but I find this thread and most of your posts to be quite entertaining. I just want the inside scoop on the inside jokes ;-)

Thanks!

Marie

SL if you poked yourself in the eye with your own cock would you tell yourself your sorry? Or would you not say a word because you would think were talking to yourself again, if you did say your sorry would you make the call to get help again... Originally Posted by cumalot

The only way my cock could EVER touch my eye if I got into a very bad auto accident. That being said, if it did happen, I'd call Ripley's.

Dear SL,

I'm relatively new around here. Could you tell me what it means to be slamdangoed? What do the T-shirts mean? How does one qualify for a T? I'm not asking to BE qualified, but I find this thread and most of your posts to be quite entertaining. I just want the inside scoop on the inside jokes ;-)

Thanks!

Marie Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Gosh Marie,

Were sure glad you’re here. Welcome! The T-Shirts are all in good fun. To secure a TEAM SL T-Shirt you need only have a session with the one the only, the legend in his own shower "Still Looking". I had to stop sending them out as that was encroaching on my hobby budget! All thou it was interesting how many guys asked for them to give to their ATFS and or SO'S.

Now for the "Slamdango".... it’s really something that can't be described and must be experienced. Perhaps if I show you a picture it might help explain what the "World Famous" (Patent Pending LOL) "SLAMDANGO" is all about! Providers who experience the "Slamdango" are sworn to secrecy effectively placing them on TEAM SL.

Happy Thoughts

SL

BEFORE SLAMDANGO:


DURING SLAMDANGO:


AFTER SLAMDANGO:


I hope this helps! Thanks for your Questions Marie!

I want to know where my T shirt is? The most recent one you said you SEND ME??? LOL

One more question...why 9 1/2? If we're gonna do halvsies, why not do 9 3/4? Or even 11/10? The idea is good and I'm all for creativity, but a predetermined number seems unfair. Raise the stakes a little higher and ONLY offer it to the ladies who go above and beyond during a session and you might be able to keep your budget intact.

Slamdango...hot damn!

SL are those troll x-mas stockings in that last pic and how many are hanging there, and where are the little trolls hidding? Hopfully not where I think they are, looking at her reaction...My god man, are you seeking help for this troll addiction thing?

Anxiously awaiting a reply...pins and needles!!!

Anxiously awaiting a reply...pins and needles!!! Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Yeah what she said....you got some splainin to do SL

I want to know where my T shirt is? The most recent one you said you SEND ME??? LOL Originally Posted by alluringava

As a founding TEAM MEMBER you have your choice of the "Dark Blue", "Orange" or :UT Burnt Orange" in this edition. PM me you Sassy Asian Sex Goddess!

Hey wasn't I to get a picture(s) from you??? I'm waiting LOL!

One more question...why 9 1/2? If we're gonna do halvsies, why not do 9 3/4? Or even 11/10? The idea is good and I'm all for creativity, but a predetermined number seems unfair. Raise the stakes a little higher and ONLY offer it to the ladies who go above and beyond during a session and you might be able to keep your budget intact.

Slamdango...hot damn! Originally Posted by YummyMarie

The coveted "69" was removed for this special addition. Several people had fun with the 9 1/2, making fun of old SL. But here is the answer to the 9 1/2 published in the national CLOSED SHAYLA ThreAD!

Ok, I've ignored many requests to answer that question. But because it’s you B here goes. Obviously the masses thinck its my dick size. Those that are laughing thinck shoe size or SL'S IQ. The 9 1/2 stands for the Quality of provider selected to wear the limited addition Team SL "Slamdango" Blue Ball T-Shirt. Why 9 1/2... because if she was a 10 I would change my handle to found her! For now its "Still Looking"!


The "69" will be back on the next addition with a few new colors. Black & Red being the most popular.

Marie if a provider endures the "Slamdango" trust me, they earned at a minimum a TEAM SL T-Shirt! LOL

PS: I'm planning a trip to Houston REAL soon....

SL are those troll x-mas stockings in that last pic and how many are hanging there, and where are the little trolls hidding? Hopfully not where I think they are, looking at her reaction...My god man, are you seeking help for this troll addiction thing? Originally Posted by cumalot

Orgasm socks! Some ladies get cold feet after experiencing the "slamdango" with all the blood rushing to their heart!