You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

When you see the following sign and contemplate going in to satisfy your librarian fantasy

Going to walmart only to leave with a Big Box of Condoms, Case of Red Bull , and a pack of double AA's is a normal thing.. LOL

When you hear.. " For Business or Pleasure " has a whole different meaning to you.

You always have a back up for your back up

You never have a problem finding trashy outfits to wear for halloween..

You visit a condo or loft downtown and know other "friends" that live in same building.

You find yourself in morning traffic on your way home..while everyone else is leaving for work

These are so funny and so true!!!! The L3 at the library is hilarious!!!

Here's another I just realized:

Writing a goofy poem about your clit isn't the least bit strange.

Claps!!! lol!

You start looking for the drive through when you see this sign.

Sounds like Switzerland. WooHoo!!.

You pass by a hospital and it reminds you that you really need to see ThatHottNurse again soon. LOL!

...you get a chubby when you see the word "Dallas" in the newspaper.

Or at least that seems to do the trick for luke.....

You pass by a hospital and it reminds you that you really need to see ThatHottNurse again soon. LOL! Originally Posted by Looking41today

Do you ever go in looking for me? Lol j/k I know you wouldn't. You're not crazy. Lol

...you get a chubby when you see the word "Dallas" in the newspaper.

Or at least that seems to do the trick for luke..... Originally Posted by eccienewbie

Honestly, I felt bad for him for a split second.
I hope he decides to learn from it instead of getting pissed off at folks for pointing out the obvious.

A friend mentions they're taking a trip to the Greek Isles, and you want to ask them what type of lube they prefer...

When your driving and the car in front of you has tags with bbj-0100. Makes you look up fast to see whos driving and it's a real old lady

She should only be charging $20 at that age. Shame on her!

you see ad for a business that they provide "full service" and you look at the ladies there to see who you want to get.

THN,

But, my dear, Costco does sell condoms. Maybe some day I will get to show you!

THN,

But, my dear, Costco does sell condoms. Maybe someday I will get to show you. Should you wish, you can use my executive membership and get a rebate.....