shaved my Balls..

Naw, he's fucked and he knows this...he's probably trying last minute stuff right now. I think in addition to the 'penis.code' he needs to change his name from JonBalls. Some suggestions:
1Nut
JoNOBalls
UpFrontDown1
IDidn'tListen
1BALL
1NutGuy
ClientNowProvider
LittleNut
BigNut
Holdin'Back
KissMyNut
FuckinSolo
Down1

too many to list, but he should change with FULL Disclosure...TFF (because you didn't listen to US)

Naw, he's fucked and he knows this...he's probably trying last minute stuff right now. I think in addition to the 'penis.code' he needs to change his name from JonBalls. Some suggestions:
1Nut
JoNOBalls
UpFrontDown1
IDidn'tListen
1BALL
1NutGuy
ClientNowProvider
LittleNut
BigNut
Holdin'Back
KissMyNut
FuckinSolo
Down1

too many to list, but he should change with FULL Disclosure...TFF (because you didn't listen to US) Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

And a few more

numbnut
suckmynut
whatnonut
playinwitmyball
playinwitmynut
nutbgone
wingnut
needanut
catcumcouldasavedanut
nutinthere
Jonball
missinanut
missinaball
waitedtolong

And a few more

numbnut
suckmynut
whatnonut
playinwitmyball
playinwitmynut
nutbgone
wingnut
needanut
catcumcouldasavedanut
nutinthere
Jonball
missinanut
missinaball
waitedtolong Originally Posted by cumalot

I like these 3 as the final selections...may need to take a vote though for the final name then we will have to email the MODs for the name change as JonBalls is A.W.O.L./in delirium.

LMAO, I think ya'll hit the Crown early today................IJS

I went to the clinic, she said my balls are actually still growing.

nurse said same thing as when wisdom teeth start to move except the balls itch.

oh yah, she said go out and bounce them off two hookers ass and call me in the morning

BULLSHIT, you're down 1NUT! and, you're now B&S on ECCIE. Come clean.

I can understand your confusion, for if the roles were reversed, some feminine itch thread would throw me some curve balls also

If youll excuse me , Im heading off to the AC to put the good doctors prescription to action, be back latron

Hey, rub your nuts in alcohol and tap them off with Brute cologne. Okay!!!!!!
Matter-of-fact, heat that shit up and enjoii! You don't listen to anyone. So, it's your own fuckin' fault.

As a nurse I will personally inspect JonBalls ball/balls and report back with any needed info..............

Hey jon dont worry you can always were a strap on

As a nurse I will personally inspect JonBalls ball/balls and report back with any needed info.............. Originally Posted by Ms. Athena

Yeah, it's a bit too late...he's delirious and spouting insults at any and everyone. He's already FUCKed. So, even you with your many talents, what else can you do??? Know his dirty ass, he would just send in a friend. You wouldn't know the difference. You've never met him. Just a thought...we need to leave him alone. We'll get his name changed by Sunday. Cool.

Hey jon dont worry you can always were a strap on Originally Posted by wcdann

That's true. Very true. I've seen some on pornos that have false nuts and false nutsack...

As a nurse I will personally inspect JonBalls ball/balls and report back with any needed info.............. Originally Posted by Ms. Athena

As a nurse you would have to have a special federal penis code approved uniball license. It's an eight week ball breaking course only recently developed by a federal group called BUTR or balls under the radar. If you are approved then you would have an approval code imbedded under your left breast visable only under a black light. Now a two ball inspector is run of the mill and can be obtained at any convenience store for 1.99 plus tax. A three ball approved inspector is equal to a cabinet member and puts you in line for succession to the presidency.

As a nurse I will personally inspect JonBalls ball/balls and report back with any needed info.............. Originally Posted by Ms. Athena

As a nurse you would have to have a special federal penis code approved uniball license. It's an eight week ball breaking course only recently developed by a federal group called BUTR or balls under the radar. If you are approved then you would have an approval code imbedded under your left breast visable only under a black light. Now a two ball inspector is run of the mill and can be obtained at any convenience store for 1.99 plus tax. A three ball approved inspector is equal to a cabinet member and puts you in line for succession to the presidency. Originally Posted by burkalini

burkalini after further study Ms Athena would also need to apply for the PPPP licence or what is known as the Personal Private Photogapher Provider licence as well...Pictures need to be taken and the ball or balls or absence of balls needs to be well documented...now that licence can be obtained if your lucky enough in a cracker jack box or for 1.99 [no tax as this is a federal licence] at any 7-11 store....

As a nurse I will personally inspect JonBalls ball/balls and report back with any needed info.............. Originally Posted by Ms. Athena

Its sounds dangerous ... You might want to have a hammer handy, or nearby, if they start bouncing.