Pussy board... Whole new meaning!!!

Abigail (Source of JOY)'s Avatar
Hot damn, those "H0t@$$****<3 <3 1oo%R34L $$" ads get me so rock hard! Nothing I enjoy more than a provider who knows how to get my attention. Originally Posted by Diomidis
There... I put an ad (in the ad section) with a crazy ass title just for you!!!
The G.O.A.T's Avatar
Maybe not the mindfuck you were hoping for... But a mindfuck nonetheless....

You know I was just giving you a hard time, but if it makes you feel better, I will let you give me one in return! Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)
Well, I looked up the definition of mindfuck. And nope, didn't fit the definition. I already know I look like a juvenile.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mindfuck

I don't know if I wanna give you a hard time anymore. The stimulation's gone now.
Abigail (Source of JOY)'s Avatar
Well, I looked up the definition of mindfuck. And nope, didn't fit the definition. I already know I look like a juvenile.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mindfuck

I don't know if I wanna give you a hard time anymore. The stimulation's gone now. Originally Posted by The G.O.A.T
Lol!!!! Let me work on that stimulation.....
You know I am just playing with you!!! I obviously don't mind how you look or I wouldn't encourage....it's all meant in good fun!
DarthMaul's Avatar
Platinum...Platinum...Platinum !!!

Not only does she look incredible, she can drink with the best of them, flat tummy, legs that our long and lean, beautiful face with the cutest little nose, p***y like WOW. She can think and talk shit like a man when she has to. Ass to die for...That's how I met her. Is was one of the best fucking silhouettes I had ever seen.

OK...I've been "MIND FUCKED" by Abigail. Does that definition work GOAT?

Who do you think gave her the nickname "Platinum"? It was either that or C3P-ho...but I would never call her that.

The G.O.A.T's Avatar
Lol!!!! Let me work on that stimulation.....
You know I am just playing with you!!! I obviously don't mind how you look or I wouldn't encourage....it's all meant in good fun! Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)
Oh, no, you complimented me. It's over now. I hate being complimented. You have to start talking shit, degrading me for me to keep an erection. Isn't that right Darth? Excuse me, but I have to go stick my wee-wee in a cheese grader now.
Those are compelling enough to bring a priest out of hiding
Eccie Addict's Avatar
All I wanna know GOAT is how Darth is supposed to know that?
The G.O.A.T's Avatar
Cause Darth k ows I'm a sic fuck who gets off on being humiliated on new and unexpected ways. Calling me Erkel, skinny, a grade schoolboy, have been done. I like being insulted in new and refreshing ways. Hell, I thought this was common knowledge.
Have to echo Darth's comments.
Eccie Addict's Avatar
No wonder you and Mijo get along lol
Abigail (Source of JOY)'s Avatar
Platinum...Platinum...Platinum !!!

Not only does she look incredible, she can drink with the best of them, flat tummy, legs that our long and lean, beautiful face with the cutest little nose, p***y like WOW. She can think and talk shit like a man when she has to. Ass to die for...That's how I met her. Is was one of the best fucking silhouettes I had ever seen.

OK...I've been "MIND FUCKED" by Abigail. Does that definition work GOAT?

Who do you think gave her the nickname "Platinum"? It was either that or C3P-ho...but I would never call her that.

Originally Posted by DarthMaul

Now Darth!!! You are making this the easiest threAD to date!!! Mwah!!!!!!
Eccie Addict's Avatar
I think he's..... What's the word I'm looking for.... Ah... sprung lol

That's ok I am too and I haven't even seen ya yet. I'll second everything darth said except the bcd comments since I haven't seen that yet but I will, mark my words and before you say it woman, no you will not be dead before I finally do so
Abigail (Source of JOY)'s Avatar
I think he's..... What's the word I'm looking for.... Ah... sprung lol

That's ok I am too and I haven't even seen ya yet. I'll second everything darth said except the bcd comments since I haven't seen that yet but I will, mark my words and before you say it woman, no you will not be dead before I finally do so Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

What are you waiting for?? No time like the present...**Pause for plug** I even have Christmas Specials right now, and extended hours...(oh wait, this is supposed to be my signature line so no one knows I am advertising with every post!)


Seriously, I am feeling very warm and fuzzy...Thank you guys!! BUT... wondering if I should add a disclaimer to my showcase?!?!
Eccie Addict's Avatar
I've seen the showcase with the special and your ad already..... hence my handle lol...

Isn't it nice to have a threAD where the typical complainers are too scared to complain
What are you waiting for?? No time like the present...**Pause for plug** I even have Christmas Specials right now, and extended hours...(oh wait, this is supposed to be my signature line so no one knows I am advertising with every post!)


Seriously, I am feeling very warm and fuzzy...Thank you guys!! BUT... wondering if I should add a disclaimer to my showcase?!?! Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)

Warm...oh hell yes but don't remember you being fuzzy.