Does she need lube because shes not enthused?

What the hell did you just call her?

Lube GOOD! Hot Sause BAD! Originally Posted by Still Looking

Don't you fret, SL, Elisabeth knows exactly what I mean and I know what you mean by sause. So the circle is squared, right?

Awl4knot

Don't you fret, SL, Elisabeth knows exactly what I mean and I know what you mean by sause. So the circle is squared, right?

Awl4knot Originally Posted by awl4knot

Damn Awl4knot... you use you tongue better than a two bit whore! LOL

Damn Awl4knot... you use you tongue better than a two bit whore! LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

Oh, I think my lingual skills would put me well over the fitty cent range. Maybe even worth a five spot.

Awl4knot

Oh, I think my lingual skills would put me well over the fitty cent range. Maybe even worth a five spot.

Awl4knot Originally Posted by awl4knot

Hold on, some look up Lingual Skills! I think SNL charges extra for that! I can't remember. Let me get back to you on this one!

Oh, I think my lingual skills would put me well over the fitty cent range. Maybe even worth a five spot.

Awl4knot Originally Posted by awl4knot

Five dollar words are $4.95 over my budget

Oh, I think my lingual skills would put me well over the fitty cent range. Maybe even worth a five spot.

Awl4knot Originally Posted by awl4knot

OK, did my research! SNL says no extra charge but she is NOT buying the pasta! I still don't know what he is saying! I'm a about as confused as when some one put Burks ATF"S chasity belt key on a janitors key ring!

To the original poster,

I was going to write (OK, I did write)....

If you like the smell of burning rubber, feel free to insist on no lube.

Instead...

Yes, you are over-thinking it.

If she otherwise lets you know she's enthused, enjoy yourself. Leave your worries at the door.

To the original poster,

I was going to write (OK, I did write)....

If you like the smell of burning rubber, feel free to insist on no lube.

Instead...

Yes, you are over-thinking it.

If she otherwise lets you know she's enthused, enjoy yourself. Leave your worries at the door. Originally Posted by emptywallet

Definitely over-thinking it. Enjoy the journey ...

Did you guys read the first post? I didnt say nothing about your words of INSISTING OR DEMANDING that no lube be used. Thats assinine. Your doing selective reading if you deduced that from any of the words I typed.

Im sure on the reciprocal if a dude was with a provider and couldnt get it up and used a penis pump infront of her to get stiff before they had sex each time.....im sure ladies would wonder too.

There are quite a few ladies who have posted and said natural lubrication was not an issue for them at all. And people who posted reasons to the contrary. I was more interested in the mental aspect of it although the physical aspect is important as well. I posted a thread and I wanted to hear both sides.

Some prefer steak with no condiments, others need A1 or heavily covered and smothered ketchup for each piece.......we are all eating right, so whats your beef?

I learned a few things from this thread an hope to gain more insight.

Did you guys read the first post? I didnt say nothing about your words of INSISTING OR DEMANDING that no lube be used. Thats assinine. Your doing selective reading if you deduced that from any of the words I typed.

Im sure on the reciprocal if a dude was with a provider and couldnt get it up and used a penis pump infront of her to get stiff before they had sex each time.....im sure ladies would wonder too.

There are quite a few ladies who have posted and said natural lubrication was not an issue for them at all. And people who posted reasons to the contrary. I was more interested in the mental aspect of it although the physical aspect is important as well. I posted a thread and I wanted to hear both sides.

Some prefer steak with no condiments, others need A1 or heavily covered and smothered ketchup for each piece.......we are all eating right, so whats your beef?

I learned a few things from this thread an hope to gain more insight. Originally Posted by gimme_that

I did read the original post, but I did over-extrapolate. Sorry about that, but no need for name calling.

I still think you over-thought it, and you're also over-thinking the dude-not-up scenario. If a guy couldn't get hard, a provider might wonder. If he whipped out a penis pump, I'm thinking the mystery would be solved ("looks like he needs a penis pump"). I could be wrong, but I don't see a penis pump and lube as equivalent. Also, a guy who needs a penis pump can still be enthusiastic, so why is a provider who uses lube not enthusiastic? Again, I don't see them as equivalent, but if you do, the answer is enthusiasm isn't just measured by hardness or wetness.

If she needed lube it wouldn't bother me any. Guess I not put off by too much.

Now a penis pump I think a provider would have to really fight from laughing at me but doubt she would take issue with it and might even offer to operate it.

Did you guys read the first post? I didnt say nothing about your words of INSISTING OR DEMANDING that no lube be used. Thats assinine. Your doing selective reading if you deduced that from any of the words I typed.

Im sure on the reciprocal if a dude was with a provider and couldnt get it up and used a penis pump infront of her to get stiff before they had sex each time.....im sure ladies would wonder too.

There are quite a few ladies who have posted and said natural lubrication was not an issue for them at all. And people who posted reasons to the contrary. I was more interested in the mental aspect of it although the physical aspect is important as well. I posted a thread and I wanted to hear both sides.

Some prefer steak with no condiments, others need A1 or heavily covered and smothered ketchup for each piece.......we are all eating right, so whats your beef?

I learned a few things from this thread an hope to gain more insight. Originally Posted by gimme_that

I'm not sure how we go from lubrication to penis pumps? But I know I like A1 sause! LOL

I have heard that many women do what they call squirting. I've never had any women do such in my presence or even claim it has happened to her. I can't say I really understand the whole mechanism behind this " squirting Phenom". I have had a few acquaintences claim they have made women squirt who ordinarilly wouldn't. Can any man afford such arrogance.

depends on how many clients you have seen i guess, maybe some women just dont have a lot of moisture, i wouldnt know i have a pretty wet pussy, but also meds and diet may have a lot to do with it.

The only lube I don't like, is when a lady uses the lube during a HJ and doesn't wipe it off before the condom goes on. It makes the condom want to slip and I'm so aware of it that. I tend to not have a good time because I'm afraid its going to slip off. Originally Posted by shorty

Use a stapler . . . problem solved.