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U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-vows-...s-into-ukraine

U.S. · Feb 4, 2023 · BabylonBee.com




U.S. — The Pentagon officially went ahead with their plan to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon as it was getting too close to Ukraine's borders, sources confirmed Saturday.


"We sent a strong message to China," said Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin. "So long as the spy balloon stayed over America, we had peace. But the moment that spy balloon got a little too close to Ukraine - boom! We had to take it out."


General Austin proudly reported that the most high-tech missile defense systems in the world had been waiting to blow up the balloon for days. "Trust me, the Chinese are going to regret floating that balloon within thousands of miles of the Ukraine border. They should have kept that balloon where it was safe, floating over the U.S. and spying on American citizens."


Despite the Pentagon's assurances, many Americans have questioned why the military didn't shoot the balloon down over the U.S. "Were we, like, out of bullets?" asked local Carolina man Nate Maldonado, watching the balloon float overhead. According to sources, yes, we are out of bullets - because we sent them all to Ukraine.


bahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

... Nobody's crying... Except maybe those who
constantly have to lie and distort to protect Joe Biden.

"balloons sailing all-around America while Trump was on"...

...

#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again

You call posting about it half a dozen times since not crying?

... Their bullshit story has changed 3 or 4 times already.

"Flew over 3 times when Trump was on" - EVERYONE has denied it -
so the narrative has changed to "We were able in the last 2 years
or so to piece together some information that it DID happen
without President Trump OR ANYBODY ELSE connected with the
Military or the US Government knowing about it."

... But you'll notice that they ("The Pentagon") surely DON'T
offour ANY actual PROOF or FACTS concerning this.

Gotta wonder IF Biden's "Pentagon" are the same fokes who
told us that Trump colluded with Russia and that the
Hunter Biden laptop is fake and Russian disinformation.

WHY would ANYONE ever believe ANYTHING they claim? ...

... The Nation of Humiliation! ...

#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again

Laptop AGAIN?!?!

You gotta focus like you did when I said "Salt Lick."

We've had eyes on us since the Russians had the ability to launch Sputnik. Been a big race for a long time.

And when does the Pentagon report to the public? Ain't their job. Anything made public they'll possibly address. So don't act like a cow with no water in sight after hitting the salt lick.

And what y'all seem to be ignoring was the vast amount of intel gathered from it from all those nice little planes we had circling it. If you don't believe that, our country wasted a shitload of $$$$ doing such in the Cold War (wonder how much was spent for each submarine mission off the coast of Vladivostok to gather intel?)

Any intelligent person would know that the trumpy adm did not have alot of intelligence. They briefed the fucking moron and his staff with picture books designed for third graders and hid a bunch of shit so the fucking moron would not post classified shit to his buddy Kim that laughed and said fuck you moron and your declassified shit made public we have satellites too

The gop is so fucked. Defend again mega morons

Any intelligent person would know that the trumpy adm did not have alot of intelligence. They briefed the fucking moron and his staff with picture books designed for third graders and hid a bunch of shit so the fucking moron would not post classified shit to his buddy Kim that laughed and said fuck you moron and your declassified shit made public we have satellites too

The gop is so fucked. Defend again mega morons Originally Posted by Tsmokies

if you say so

Any intelligent person would know that the trumpy adm did not have alot of intelligence. They briefed the fucking moron and his staff with picture books designed for third graders and hid a bunch of shit so the fucking moron would not post classified shit to his buddy Kim that laughed and said fuck you moron and your declassified shit made public we have satellites too

The gop is so fucked. Defend again mega morons Originally Posted by Tsmokies

That is true.
Or as John Boyd would say, "How can I dumb this down so that even a General can understand it?"

Intelligence briefs in the WH with donny must have been like trying to keep attention of a preschooler in the romper room.

Laptop AGAIN?!?!

You gotta focus like you did when I said "Salt Lick."

We've had eyes on us since the Russians had the ability to launch Sputnik. Been a big race for a long time.

And when does the Pentagon report to the public? Ain't their job. Anything made public they'll possibly address. So don't act like a cow with no water in sight after hitting the salt lick.

And what y'all seem to be ignoring was the vast amount of intel gathered from it from all those nice little planes we had circling it. If you don't believe that, our country wasted a shitload of $$$$ doing such in the Cold War (wonder how much was spent for each submarine mission off the coast of Vladivostok to gather intel?) Originally Posted by Precious_b

... Are you trying to convince ME - or yerself??

#### Salty

I am saying over flights of this country by other nations occur everyday.

Are you saying that is not true?

...And what y'all seem to be ignoring was the vast amount of intel gathered from it from all those nice little planes we had circling it.... Originally Posted by Precious_b

So uhmmm... your takeaway was that we had the shear brilliance to spy on the balloon that was spying across the breadth of our heartland of our country, pretty much from ocean to ocean?!? That's brilliant!



Wait! Didn't you fail to mention that we were 'jamming' it the whole time and that the Chinese never even thought that we might - likely implying that the Chinese do not have any clue about counter measures - in the vain hope that it might imply the Chinese got bumpkiss from their 2,000 mile journey??

... If this is some-sort of wager there, mate.
I'd surely wager that China DID get whatever they were
looking-for in their 3 or 4 day air 'oliday around America.

Thanks, Joe...

#### Salty

So uhmmm... blah blah blah Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do

Get back to me when you know the capabilities of

These...
little...
assets.

And the personal that keep them going.

Get back to me when you know the capabilities of.blah, blah, blah.. Originally Posted by Precious_b

Get back to me after you have worked a few years in that industry and we can compare notes. Though I don't have them written down or in a PDF file or anything, but can recall fairly well from my time in that business.

Get back to me after you have worked a few years in that industry and we can compare notes. Though I don't have them written down or in a PDF file or anything, but can recall fairly well from my time in that business. Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do

Knowing the people that work in the NSA and other intelligence agencies (for more than a few years), they don't display the braggart qualities like you and donny about their work.

Thanks for corroborating that you must still be a lacky undergrad doing the legwork for others that publish.

https://nypost.com/wp-content/upload...NVFTeGliTTdkag..


Good map.

Goo

Knowing the people that work in the NSA and other intelligence agencies (for more than a few years), they don't display the braggart qualities like you and donny about their work.

Thanks for corroborating that you must still be a lacky undergrad doing the legwork for others that publish. Originally Posted by Precious_b

Sing it with me: M I C - and stop right there.