Two EROTIC, WONDERFUL, EXCITING new things I tried-and YOU should too!!

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I'm more partial to the term ThunderPussies, you know, like the ThunderCats? But from the planet Pudenda instead of Thundera.

I find explaining a joke or bon mot enhances the impact and spontaneity. Originally Posted by Carl

I can be princess super *cunt and Crystal can be princess ThunderPussy and carl may I call you Punn-Ra

Then we can do a remake of the Movie and call it thunderPussies...Ho
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Alright, I gotta ask, Heather, what is it exactly that you like about sex? What are you into? You're definitely making it clear what you're NOT into, but don't you think it would be more helpful to explain what you do enjoy? Originally Posted by Takeshi Miike

well from reading her post from here and on Eraps from her Heather Hart days I would say it is the cock she doesnt like she seems to love the pussy
SweetHeather..not only do I allow COF I even swallow so I guess that makes me on big ol trashy super cunt Originally Posted by VictoriaLyn


I'm with you VL! Super-cunts unite!! *(laughing my ass off)* Originally Posted by Crystalkitty


This truly just made my night!
AidanRedd's Avatar
Super sluts unite!
Carl's Avatar
  • Carl
  • 06-21-2010, 12:28 AM
I can be princess super *cunt and Crystal can be princess ThunderPussy and carl may I call you Punn-Ra

Then we can do a remake of the Movie and call it thunderPussies...Ho Originally Posted by VictoriaLyn
Why do I have to be an evil wizard?
Evil wizards never get the girl, let alone get to cum on her face or go full gaping-ass to mouth or even get an "ice cream" date to Marble Slab Creamery or Paciugo Italian Gelato.

Just because I'm not much of a lover doesn't automatically mean I'm a big-time fighter.
VictoriaLyn's Avatar
Why do I have to be an evil wizard?
Evil wizards never get the girl, let alone get to cum on her face or go full gaping-ass to mouth or even get an "ice cream" date to Marble Slab Creamery or Paciugo Italian Gelato.

Just because I'm not much of a lover doesn't automatically mean I'm a big-time fighter. Originally Posted by Carl

Well King Punn.Ra I have 2 reasons....
1)I like the hat
2)Being a wizard we can finaly find that penis we have ben looking for
3)Evil is hot
sixxbach's Avatar
Wow. How disrespectful.

And to answer your question, plenty of TRICKS just like YOU. Sir. Originally Posted by Sweet Heather
I know I am a trick....... i have NO issues with that. trick, trick, trick... sixxbach is a trick.....

sounds like you don't like your JOB....... so u should............ hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i dont think i have to end that statement now do I?

sixx............... a trick since about 1994.............
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I know I am a trick....... i have NO issues with that. trick, trick, trick... sixxbach is a trick.....

sounds like you don't like your JOB....... so u should............ hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i dont think i have to end that statement now do I?

sixx............... a trick since about 1994............. Originally Posted by sixxbach
and proud of it
Heather I guess you can call me naive because I don't know anything about ass gaping or being slapped in the face nor have I ever had an ass to my mouth! Well except for my old hubby! I am usually the one who does the slapping, and ass gaping to submissive men for a substantial donation, but that's another story, ahem, ad! So what....I had a guy that I liked cof! Its not like I am trying to set the gfe bar higher because I occasionally do cof with someone I really like when the mood strikes. And so what if I asked the guys "why" they liked this. I wasn't saying hey everyone come cof in my gfe sessions. Maybe you should go back and re read the thread. I actually like conversing with some of these "tricks". Escort client community info. Exchange. If I am not mistaken, that is what the board is for right? To talk about things and share experiences and ideas? I've never done greek professionally, so I don't know why you are being so presumptious about me, my activies, rates, etc. I am glad you find my so interesting though! Its amusing to say the least! Maybe you are angry that other girls are doing things you feel you don't want to compete with? That's understandable, I don't agree with bbfs or girls doing sessions dirt cheap. It makes it hard for all of girls to make money. Again, I don't know why you picked me to make an example of, but you should do your research because I am not cheap nor do I do any of the things you mention. I am sure the whore wars will continue, but I am done entertaining all this childish gibberish.
AidanRedd's Avatar
Britney, don't take her "self alert" thread personally.
Heather I guess you can call me naiveOK britney. YOU"RE NAIVE. Oh, and by the way. you're making it harder for the rest of us. When are you going to allow the many gents that are asking for BBFS to get their way? Do you have ANY limits? If so, why?

because I don't know anything about ass gaping or being slapped in the faceWell, sweety pie, you're about to find out very quickly, judging from my emails.

nor have I ever had an ass to my mouth! Well except for my old hubby!OH! So your ex hubby fucked you in the ass and put his dick in your mouth. How nice! I'm assuming you didn't use a condom, since most married couples don't. And you KISS hobbyists with that mouth? Hmmmmmmm. By the way, when is the last time you were tested???????????????????????? ????????

Its not like I am trying to set the gfe bar higher because I occasionally do cof with someone I really like when the mood strikes.Do you also fuck gents without a condom.."if the mood strikes"?Wow. How interesting.

I actually like conversing with some of these "tricks".Well aren't you special.LOL

Escort client community info. Exchange. If I am not mistaken, that is what the board is for right? To talk about things and share experiences and ideas?Which is exactly what I am doing, Miss Smarty Pants.

I've never done greek professionally, so I don't know why you are being so presumptious about me, my activies, rates, etc.Well, dearest, I find the girls that have no limits, no bounderies, that let tricks just do whatever they wish, usually do not have ANY limits. When's the last time you let a trick fuck you without a condom?(there's LOTS of money in that sweety!)

I am glad you find my so interesting though!Glad I found what so interesting? Huh?

Its amusing to say the leastLOL

Maybe you are angry that other girls are doing things you feel you don't want to compete with?Like fucking bareback? No, sweety, I don't want to let tricks fuck me without a condom, slap my face, cum on my face, in my eyes, in my hair etc. If YOU do, please charge extra, because it makes things that much harder for the rest of us, but you knew that by reading the many complaints in the back channels.

That's understandable, I don't agree with bbfs or girls doing sessions dirt cheap.Really? Are you judging other girls? Who made YOU judge and jury?

It makes it hard for all of girls to make money.Yes, dear, it does indeed make it harder for us "other girls" to make money since our little community is actually quite small, and the actions of one desperate little trailer park slut(NOT you BTW) can have ramifications for the rest of us.

Again, I don't know why you picked me to make an example of,Uh, because it was YOU that claimed the gent cumming on your face was an act of "endearment". Really? Seriously? So if gent asks to fuck you bareback, is that "endearing" too? Why not, sweety pie?

but you should do your research because I am not cheapIn price..or in in LIFE. Sweety. Originally Posted by BritneyBangs
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Why would you allow someone that you love do that to you? Oh. My. God. BECAUSE I LOVE HIM AND HE IS NOT A TRICK. Do you not understand the difference??????? What's wrong with you?






Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
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~However, for the life of me, I can't understand why you suggest that we should all offer a similar experience to any/all clients, any time they ask for it. What?It's very simple sweety. If a provider offers GFE, well that's a defined term for certain activities. Those activities don't include bareback, ass to mouth, slapping of face etc. Is it that hard for you to understand? Really?

To each his own.So if a provider advertises she allows bareback Greek is that OK with you? For the same price you charge? Does her actions affect our little community?

Hell, most people's tastes vary over time and some are more vanilla than others. Not to mention comfort-level. Kink is great when the time is right, with the right person. And, so is plain vanilla PASSION.I'm trying to make sense of what you are saying, I really really am. So if a provider offers bareback Greek, slapping of face, cumming on face in hair in eyes etc..and offers this at the same rate you do GFE for...do you have a problem with it?

Variety is the spice of life, so whatever floats your boat is ok with me.Agreed! i like to fuck midgets in blackface. Don't judge me!!!

Just don't bee suggesting what any other ladies or couples "oughta" do--just because you feel like the resident expert in greek exploration. And the next trailer park trash that offers bareback for $50 on Craigslist-don't YOU judge HER.OK?

If you are having such a great time, why don't you 'mind your own beeswax?'Because I am a member of this "community" THE SAME AS YOU and my opinions are just as valid as yours. Don't get on your high horse lady.You might fall off. Originally Posted by Crystalkitty
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[quote=cockforhire;369392]What what what is going on on on, Heather?

I don't get how you seem to think that you make the rules for ALL providers.Please sir show me exactly how I am attempting to make the ":rules" for other providers.

Isn't it up to the individual provider to decide what she will and will not do?Yes, but don't say you're GFE and then allow COF, bareback, whatever...because if one stupid provider allows these things, gents will think the rest of us allow these things, and we-the majority of providers-DO NOT. Very simple. Bareback Greek? NOT GFE. COF? NOT GFE. Slapping face? NOT GFE. Cum in hair-eyes? NOT GFE. Crawling on ground barking like dog? NOT GFE. Understand?

I think you've pretty much run this little crusade of yours into the ground. Why dont you go back to being "Sweet" and just let it go...What I do and when I do it...*I* decide. [/quote]
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Sheeesh, Heather. Why don't you just go to sleep..? Up ranting at 5:00 am in the morning is not going to earn you anymore respect. Not that you have earned any here on this thread. In fact, as I've told several since you began-my whole perception of you has been altered.

Go get some rest, and for god's sake, give it a break...