Elon Musk Offers To Buy Twitter Outright for 43 Billion!

*Musk, Twitter Deal to Be Valued at $44 Billion, Sources Say --WSJ

*Deal to Be Announced After Market Close Monday if Not Sooner, Sources Say --WSJ


Elon Musk
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I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

Originally Posted by berryberry

https://mobile.twitter.com/ElonJet


A 19-year-old built a flight-tracking Twitter bot. Elon Musk tried to pay him to stop.


https://www.protocol.com/elon-musk-flight-tracker

The account's popularity appears to have scared Musk. “I don’t love the idea of being shot by a nutcase,” he told Sweeney in their DM conversation.

The conversation continued for a few more messages. Musk asked Sweeney how much he made off the Twitter accounts, which Sweeney said was no more than $20 a month. Then Elon Musk made his own offer: $5,000 to delete the account and help the billionaire keep “crazy people” from tracking his location.

WHY THE PAST 10 YEARS OF AMERICAN LIFE HAVE BEEN UNIQUELY STUPID

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine...-babel/629369/

The text does not say that God destroyed the tower, but in many popular renderings of the story he does, so let’s hold that dramatic image in our minds: people wandering amid the ruins, unable to communicate, condemned to mutual incomprehension.


But Babel is not a story about tribalism; it’s a story about the fragmentation of everything. It’s about the shattering of all that had seemed solid, the scattering of people who had been a community. It’s a metaphor for what is happening not only between red and blue, but within the left and within the right, as well as within universities, companies, professional associations, museums, and even families.


The stupidity on the right is most visible in the many conspiracy theories spreading across right-wing media and now into Congress. “Pizzagate,” QAnon, the belief that vaccines contain microchips, the conviction that Donald Trump won reelection—it’s hard to imagine any of these ideas or belief systems reaching the levels that they have without Facebook and Twitter.

JUST IN - Twitter shares halted, announcement imminent.

*TWITTER WILL BECOME A PRIVATELY HELD CO.
*TWITTER DEAL EXPECTED TO CLOSE IN 2022

LOL.. Why do liberals hate African Americans?

Twitter Headquarters Suffers Severe Water Damage From Liberal Employees' Tears



SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Twitter headquarters has sustained extensive water damage following Elon Musk's $43 billion bid to buy out the company. Early reports indicate that the source of the water is the tears of the company's liberal employees who are devastated at the news.

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I refuse to work for Elon Musk!" screamed Evie Mandrake (they/them) falling to her knees, tearing at her clothes, and sobbing uncontrollably. "He can't keep getting away with this! We can't let him allow free speech!"

Witnesses claim that tears are currently pouring out all the exits and windows of Twitter's HQ. Structural engineers at the scene are not sure if the building can be salvaged. "In this case, the high salt content of the tears already threatens to corrode the steel structure of the building. I guess we'll have to gut the place and turn it into a homeless shelter after all." said Mark Powell, senior engineer.

Of the few Twitter employees that were still able to still speak coherently, they explained that they fear what may happen to this platform now that people they don't like can't be silenced on a whim. "Now anyone could be subject to being banned. Even the accounts we have been protecting by turning a blind eye to are at risk now!"

At publishing time, the local news channel was forced to put out a flood warning for the Twitter headquarters surrounding area for the foreseeable future as the weeping and gnashing of teeth continues.

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Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

Twitter Headquarters Suffers Severe Water Damage From Liberal Employees' Tears



SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Twitter headquarters has sustained extensive water damage following Elon Musk's $43 billion bid to buy out the company. Early reports indicate that the source of the water is the tears of the company's liberal employees who are devastated at the news.

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I refuse to work for Elon Musk!" screamed Evie Mandrake (they/them) falling to her knees, tearing at her clothes, and sobbing uncontrollably. "He can't keep getting away with this! We can't let him allow free speech!"

Witnesses claim that tears are currently pouring out all the exits and windows of Twitter's HQ. Structural engineers at the scene are not sure if the building can be salvaged. "In this case, the high salt content of the tears already threatens to corrode the steel structure of the building. I guess we'll have to gut the place and turn it into a homeless shelter after all." said Mark Powell, senior engineer.

Of the few Twitter employees that were still able to still speak coherently, they explained that they fear what may happen to this platform now that people they don't like can't be silenced on a whim. "Now anyone could be subject to being banned. Even the accounts we have been protecting by turning a blind eye to are at risk now!"

At publishing time, the local news channel was forced to put out a flood warning for the Twitter headquarters surrounding area for the foreseeable future as the weeping and gnashing of teeth continues. Originally Posted by berryberry

... Too Right, mate.

They're even calling them "salty tears"...

Surely might 'ave to go-into business selling me-own.
Now all I need is something to cry about.

### Salty

... Hmmmm... surely just thought of a name for it:

... CROCODILE Tears! ... ... ...

#### Salty

Of the few Twitter employees that were still able to still speak coherently, they explained that they fear what may happen to this platform now that people they don't like can't be silenced on a whim. "Now anyone could be subject to being banned. Even the accounts we have been protecting by turning a blind eye to are at risk now!"
Originally Posted by berryberry

Let freedom ring! But I still don't quite get how liberals won't take to the new Twitter rules. Too sensitive? I guess that's the idea. Right?

Let freedom ring! But I still don't quite get how liberals won't take to the new Twitter rules. Too sensitive? I guess that's the idea. Right?

Originally Posted by eccieuser9500

liberals are one sided one dimensional dimwits who can't think for themselves. they know only what their masters tell them and meltdown when anyone challenges them.

amiright?


prove me wrong.

liberals are one sided one dimensional dimwits who can't think for themselves. they know only what their masters tell them and meltdown when anyone challenges them.

amiright?


prove me wrong. Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

Projection. Wrong: Shepherds may change, but sheep always remain sheep.

Conservatives wait for the Dumpster Fire to tell them what his lawyers told him to tell them what to think.

Do you want a bibliography of references?

Liberals can't get organized because there are too many ideas. Conservatives put all their ideas in one retarded basket.

Overstated, but generally accepted.

Even Kevin McCarthy knows being caught in a lie should not stop the goal of kissing the Dumpster's ass.

Generally accepted by whom?