This isn't a wager.
Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
It was clearly an attempt on JDIdiot's part to initiate an "after the fact" wager. The first attempt at setting the terms and conditions were made a full year after the fact. Correct me if I am wrong, the first mention of a blowjob tied to a wager was made by JDIdiot in post #52 of this thread. Please post the appropriate link if JDIdiot first referenced his gay blowjob wager fantasy earlier.
With that established, the remedy you (JDIdiot) tried to implement (unbeknownst to me) was for the loser to give the winner a "blowjob." It stands to reason that JDIdiot was willing to give me a "blowjob," if I were to win. It should be noted:
NEITHER OPTION WILL EVER OCCUR IN THIS LIFETIME.
While a male giving another male a "blowjob" appears to be a common occurence in Idiotville, let the record show that I don't swing that way.
With all of that said, I am willing to make a generous counteroffer to JDIdiot's gay luvin' blowjob offer. My counter offer is that if the missing Malaysia 777 (Flight 370) is found within a 15 month period (June 8, 2015) from the date it was first reported missing (March 8, 2014) and is determined by CNN to have been hijacked and parked on a deserted island under the cover of hundreds upon hundreds of shrubs being used as camouflage.
If that were to occur, I will owe JDIdiot $500. Otherwise JDIdiot will owe me $500. If my terms are too rich for JD's Idiot blood, I could be persuaded to accept another JLIdiot style wager of 5 year ban from posting in the ECCIE Political Forum that would be applied to the loser as described in the paragraph above.
JDIdiot, do we have a deal?