SL, The Answer to Your Question Was Already Implied in My Statement and Everyone Who Posted in Your Thread Understood This But You. My Question To You and Others is Why Wouldn't you Want Your Daughter to be a Sex Worker?

Remember boys... Fat boys need not apply!

Remember boys... Fat boys need not apply! Originally Posted by Still Looking

Isn't it always the same old thing. Damn hookers with motherfucking standards!!!

I was recently downgraded by my doc from "Morbidly Obease" to just plain Obease. I hope to god one day I will just be fat.

Remember boys... Fat boys need not apply! Originally Posted by Still Looking

How 'bout "husky" boys?

Isn't it always the same old thing. Damn hookers with motherfucking standards!!!

I was recently downgraded by my doc from "Morbidly Obease" to just plain Obease. I hope to god one day I will just be fat. Originally Posted by Usual suspects

Congrats! You must be laying off of Claire's baked goods. I, unfortunately (or fortunately) had 3 Volcano cakes last week and a brownie today. I've gained 2 lbs in the past week - totally freaking out.

How 'bout "husky" boys?

Originally Posted by Observing

The more money in your pocket the less "husky" you look!

Miss V and I are planning a trip to....

Congrats! You must be laying off of Claire's baked goods. I, unfortunately (or fortunately) had 3 Volcano cakes last week and a brownie today. I've gained 2 lbs in the past week - totally freaking out. Originally Posted by readysetgo12

Seriously...lost 32 lbs since Christmas! Still 30 lbs from just being fat. (I swear it really is a Clairespearcy)!

Back to what's left of this topic: Newbies have a provider sticky, AA guys have a provider sticky. So...when the hell is Austin going to get a fatty friendly stickey?? This is the fitest city in Tejas and fattys are the minority! I demand a Fatty friendly provider list!

Seriously...lost 32 lbs since Christmas! Still 30 lbs from just being fat. (I swear it really is a Clairespearcy)!

Back to what's left of this topic: Newbies have a provider sticky, AA guys have a provider sticky. So...when the hell is Austin going to get a fatty friendly stickey?? This is the fitest city in Tejas and fattys are the minority! I demand a Fatty friendly provider list! Originally Posted by Usual suspects

There is a list. It's called an Ad forum.....

I've seen several hundred over the years and weight has never an issue.......

They are whores.... not girls in a bar...... All they care about are fat wallets after they rule out the young and the AAs.....

Ok Miss Valentina plainly states no fat guys and EFN also made that clear. What ever happened to EFN? I don't read to much about her any more. Proving once again.... BAT SHIT CRAZY works in the short term but not the long.

Have you ever seen a cat vomit? That's what SL looks like when he's fucking. Probably. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

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You're right. I should get on that. But after I do my patented larynx stretching DT facial exercises first. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

I want nothing to do with you Hogzilla. But I do want to complement you. I never thought I'd find a provider that makes "Shayla" seem low volume, have class, be smart, reserved, business like, honest and not desperate! It will be good to have her back in Austin. Might want to start thinking of a special. I know.... (No charge for this help!) The Miss Valintina "Cheese Cake Special". Take $50 off all hour sessions if guys bring a cheese cake. (New York Style Of Course) And gentleman ... please NO MORE pant outfits that are made of nylon or polyester. The first cheese cake coming in the door could create another fire incident. We wouldn't want that. Nighties and dresses always a better choice.


V after this cheese cake special and you throw on a few more pounds on those thighs and that ass Kim Kardashian won't have shit on you! The Marriage Proposals / Sugar Daddy Agreements will just come rolling in! Just think you'll be able to stop posting here as if you were auditioning for a part on "The Big Bang Theory".

I KNOW!!! I'm such a tub of goo! It's amazing I didn't stroke out on my run around Town Lake this morning!!!


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I KNOW!!! I'm such a tub of goo! It's amazing I didn't stroke out on my run around Town Lake this morning!!!


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Don't "threaten" me with pictures of your brother. I don't scare easy!

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