The Risk In Renting to Providers

This shit here dude.....Completely gut the fucking place except for a few bathrooms....install a badass sound system and open an after hours club like the old Club Some......hire a DJ or two to spin some old school Trance on vinyl....$30 admission per person and bottled water at $5 bucks a pop(I can handle the other details)......trust me bro, you can't lose money on this deal.....

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How in the hell do you know about SOME or EMOS (as it was called before 2am)?

^^^^ Hey DG.....I've been around.....


PS.....Fuck I miss that place.....(Hyperia sucked in comparison)


I still listen to the Michael D and Leroy P CD's I bought from there......

Nah, bro,
Make it an undercover swinger's retreat. Charge a monthly membership and host parties say 3 nights a week.
Make one room a dungeon, one a classroom. You know for fantasies and shit.
Fridays and Saturdays you need a hip-hop VDJ. Thursday just play porn on the big screen TV's you have set up all over. Make Wednesday a sausage fest for those couple that like to get their freak on with another guy. Dudes will pay 10 times the going rate if they think there is a chance of them getting some FREE pussy off of a couple of married hos plastered in makeup wearing fishnet crotchless panty hose to cover their stretch marks from three kids while attempting to relive their glory ho days from college which they probably never attended.
Always have an end of night orgy in the spacious common area. Futons are good and practical for this. Originally Posted by boardman

The katdaddy is on to something ... A real moneymaking option, too.

Then......

A fucking spotlight! Shining up into the skyline!

I have the contacts for the gut and remodel...

Just send a pm!

Yeah guys yeah, this is all good shit. Don't hold back with your ideas.... Boardcat, that's a good start, I like where you're heading with this, your vision just needs a few tweaks... totally worth the risk of going to jail. Shit, why even worry about going to jail, pigs will be lining up to get in...
No! All very bad ideas! Bad, I wish you would go on shark tank with these ideas just so I can hear Mark Cuban creatively kill your dreams.
Sorry, sorry. They're good ideas. Probably just jealous I didn't think of them first.

( I also have the neon light connection, and any low voltage wiring that may be needed)

A hmmm .. I said nothing about cameras....


Ha!

Yeah guys yeah, this is all good shit. Don't hold back with your ideas.... Boardcat, that's a good start, I like where you're heading with this, your vision just needs a few tweaks... totally worth the risk of going to jail. Shit, why even worry about going to jail, pigs will be lining up to get in...
No! All very bad ideas! Bad, I wish you would go on shark tank with these ideas just so I can hear Mark Cuban creatively kill your dreams.
Sorry, sorry. They're good ideas. Probably just jealous I didn't think of them first. Originally Posted by Rick Incocknito

Why would you go to jail? There's nothing illegal about swinger's parties, as long as there's no p4p and you don't try and sell alcohol.

I'm sure your pm is blowing up with offers...but do you really want the hassle...Go post it on the board at Baylor Medical school and fill it up with four studious Asians and be done with it....maybe even get some pecker scrips out of the deal

Don't listen to these Naysayers.
Between Russ' management & creativity, my style & charisma and LD's not selling pussy you'd never have to work another day in your life.

Or at least 3 - 5 years...
...depending on your behavior and the parole board.

Make sexual favors as part of the rent and you're good to go mate. I see nothing wrong with that type of arrangement, in fact I'm jealous.

Don't listen to these Naysayers.
Between Russ' management & creativity, my style & charisma and LD's not selling pussy you'd never have to work another day in your life.

Or at least 3 - 5 years...
...depending on your behavior and the parole board. Originally Posted by boardman

Or at least 3 - 5 years...
...depending on your behavior and the parole board. Originally Posted by boardman

That's worst case scenario of course....but in the event that were to happen, I have contacts on the inside that can hook you up with all the commissary and Newports you need during your stay.....so any way it plays out....we're golden on this deal......

I'm spit out my Dr. Pepper.

I can contribute my soap on a rope.. You know, so you don't drop it.

I'm spit out my Dr. Pepper.

I can contribute my soap on a rope.. You know, so you don't drop it. Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

If one goes down, we all go down....you too LD....we're balls deep in this shit together.....

Hey Dorian....remember the door guy at Club Some that you didn't want to piss off or you'd never get in that motherfucker again?.....I nominate LD for that position as well as Head of Security.

Hey LD.....the position comes with a killer uniform and armband.....ijs