If you could give yourself oral sex would you?

Horrible government, I fixed that for you Originally Posted by suiram77

you're damaged bro, normal sex is between a man, or however you identify ...and a female, but I guess you have another angle.......that doesn't make it normal but based on your postings that's the least of peoples worries..........maybe theres some meds that might help you........but i'm not a doctor

you're damaged bro, normal sex is between a man, or however you identify ...and a female, but I guess you have another angle.......that doesn't make it normal but based on your postings that's the least of peoples worries..........maybe theres some meds that might help you........but i'm not a doctor Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

Thank God you are not a doctor, I would be very concerned if my doctor was on a hooker board at 1 am. I do take this medication call I'm better than you for Damn sure, so I will ask my Doctor to increase my dosage, because I love me some Me.

Thanks so much for your post Tony

Thank God you are not a doctor, I would be very concerned if my doctor was on a hooker board at 1 am. I do take this medication call I'm better than you for Damn sure, so I will ask my Doctor to increase my dosage, because I love me some Me.

Thanks so much for your post Tony Originally Posted by suiram77

medication can only help someone that wants to suck his own dick so much......your damaged, and you need special help before you hurt a normal person......just sayin you need some help......

actually this reply came from an ER Doctor....a real good friend of mine and he said you have a mental illness that needs to be addressed......just saying........you aren't right......

actually this reply came from an ER Doctor....a real good friend of mine and he said you have a mental illness that needs to be addressed......just saying........you aren't right...... Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

ok

actually this reply came from an ER Doctor....a real good friend of mine and he said you have a mental illness that needs to be addressed......just saying........you aren't right...... Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

Get some sleep old man night sugar.

medication can only help someone that wants to suck his own dick so much......your damaged, and you need special help before you hurt a normal person......just sayin you need some help...... Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

Only if they had a medication for my Dick to grow about, let's see I will need 7 inches for it to be able to reach my mouth lol hahah. If I can only just suck the head of my shit I think at the very least I can make myself bust a good nut. Suiram77 will take a COF please, I will paint my face like mayballine like it's no tomorrow.


Omg this shit is to easy, and just like McDonald's, I'm loving it hahaha.

you're damaged bro, normal sex is between a man, or however you identify ...and a female, but I guess you have another angle.......that doesn't make it normal but based on your postings that's the least of peoples worries..........maybe theres some meds that might help you........but i'm not a doctor Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

This entire post says Homophobe SMDH!!! I wonder how many ppl in the gay community you will offend with this bull shit. This includes all the Bisexual ladies here in the hobby you just really told me your age and history when you said this crap. Sex is between a man and a female, really, really Tony the Tiger, well how about sex is between 2 adults that wants to fuck each other, rather if it's a guy/guy girl/girl or hell me pleasing my damn self.

How the fuck you going to be mad, because another guy talks about pleasing himself orally, why do you care what another man does with his own dick. I have an appointment to see a top provider here in Dallas tomorrow, do you want to come and be there to guide my dick in her too. It's obviously you care so much about my shit. SMDH!!! Now I know why, you just told on yourself boo.

The nerve of you old ass farts to take offense to my opinion on the country and military as we stand, but yet you turn around say the worst file, bias, Homophobic shit ever. This is why I don't take any of you oldies serious, nor this damn board. You want someone to show a veteran on a hoooker board some respect, but yet you just disrespected an entire community yourself. Lmfao You all are a joke Tony Montana hahahha.

Take that to wells and cash it

This thread belongs in Another Realm.

Fuckin homo

Umm no. I pay someone to do that for me....

That's almost as bad as jacking off and licking you fingers afterwards. Which actually brings up a funny story:

A female friend of mine told me she caught her "then" boyfriend jacking off when she came home unexpectedly. What's was odd is that he was one his back, with his legs rolled up behind his head and using the as support as he tried to catch his own cum.

I know someone reading this is going to try this....

Umm no. I pay someone to do that for me....

That's almost as bad as jacking off and licking you fingers afterwards. Which actually brings up a funny story:

A female friend of mine told me she caught her "then" boyfriend jacking off when she came home unexpectedly. What's was odd is that he was one his back, with his legs rolled up behind his head and using the as support as he tried to catch his own cum.

I know someone reading this is going to try this.... Originally Posted by txboi817

Lol well I can't do it anyway txboi, but I never said cim, I don't want to taste my own nut, I just wish I could at least be able to suck myself. Thanks for your post txboi.

This thread belongs in Another Realm.

Fuckin homo Originally Posted by Kickrocks

Oh homophobic I see ok cool, well you will get over it :

I see Tony your ass didn't have a damn thing to say to your bull shit post huh lol SMDH!!

It's called owned buddy

This entire post says Homophobe SMDH!!! I wonder how many ppl in the gay community you will offend with this bull shit. This includes all the Bisexual ladies here in the hobby you just really told me your age and history when you said this crap. Sex is between a man and a female, really, really Tony the Tiger, well how about sex is between 2 adults that wants to fuck each other, rather if it's a guy/guy girl/girl or hell me pleasing my damn self.

How the fuck you going to be mad, because another guy talks about pleasing himself orally, why do you care what another man does with his own dick. I have an appointment to see a top provider here in Dallas tomorrow, do you want to come and be there to guide my dick in her too. It's obviously you care so much about my shit. SMDH!!! Now I know why, you just told on yourself boo.

The nerve of you old ass farts to take offense to my opinion on the country and military as we stand, but yet you turn around say the worst file, bias, Homophobic shit ever. This is why I don't take any of you oldies serious, nor this damn board. You want someone to show a veteran on a hoooker board some respect, but yet you just disrespected an entire community yourself. Lmfao You all are a joke Tony Montana hahahha.

Take that to wells and cash it Originally Posted by suiram77

Just admit that you really want to suck your cock. Since you must be a lousy lay, you better ask the "top provider" for cock sucking tips.

Until a bowling ball can fold itself over like a garment bag, the OP is shit outta luck.

5'5" and 390, you would have to have a 22 inch dick there bub.