You want to pay me with WHAT?

There was a Potato Chip vendor arrested in Oklahoma City a few years back for purchasing favors with a case of chips that he had in the back of the truck. Now we know why they're called "Lays".

CT

There was a Potato Chip vendor arrested in Oklahoma City a few years back for purchasing favors with a case of chips that he had in the back of the truck. Now we know why they're called "Lays".

CT Originally Posted by cousintim

lmao

Bet he couldn't eat just one!

He was probably discovered by always licking his fingers.

Chicken McNuggets? I hope she got fries with that.

http://www.burbankleader.com/the818n...,7466911.story Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

suspicion of prostitution???? wtf?

She was a true "CHICKEN HEAD".

Many years ago (1960-ish and pre-medicare) my father, who was a peditritian in ansmall town, took a two gallon jar of raw honey (and I mean bee-hive honey) in trade for making a house-call to a Memonite family who he knew couldn't pay. My mother was really angry and horrifies to think he might be willing to practice medicine for chickens and cabbage.

Many years ago (1960-ish and pre-medicare) my father, who was a peditritian in ansmall town, took a two gallon jar of raw honey (and I mean bee-hive honey) in trade for making a house-call to a Memonite family who he knew couldn't pay. My mother was really angry and horrifies to think he might be willing to practice medicine for chickens and cabbage. Originally Posted by ICU 812

At least he didn't offer a working girl two gallons of raw honey. But maybe she would have liked that as it would last forever to sweeten tea :P

And chicken McNuggets aren't really all chicken.

“The ingredients listed in the flyer suggest a lot of thought goes into a nugget, that and a lot of corn. Of the thirty-eight ingredients it takes to make a McNugget, I counted thirteen that can be derived from corn: the corn-fed chicken itself; modified cornstarch (to bind the pulverized chicken meat); mono-, tri-, and diglycerides (emulsifiers, which keep the fats and water from separating); dextrose; lecithin (another emulsifier); chicken broth (to restore some of the flavor that processing leeches out); yellow corn flour and more modified cornstarch (for the batter); cornstarch (a filler); vegetable shortening; partially hydrogenated corn oil; and citric acid as a preservative. A couple of other plants take part in the nugget: There's some wheat in the batter, and on any given day the hydrogenated oil could come from soybeans, canola, or cotton rather than corn, depending on the market price and availability.

According to the handout, McNuggets also contain several completely synthetic ingredients, quasiedible substances that ultimately come not from a corn or soybean field but form a petroleum refinery or chemical plant. These chemicals are what make modern processed food possible, by keeping the organic materials in them from going bad or looking strange after months in the freezer or on the road. Listed first are the "leavening agents": sodium aluminum phosphate, mono-calcium phosphate, sodium acid pyrophosphate, and calcium lactate. These are antioxidants added to keep the various animal and vegetable fats involved in a nugget from turning rancid. Then there are "anti-foaming agents" like dimethylpolysiloxene, added to the cooking oil to keep the starches from binding to air molecules, so as to produce foam during the fry. The problem is evidently grave enough to warrant adding a toxic chemical to the food: According to the Handbook of Food Additives, dimethylpolysiloxene is a suspected carcinogen and an established mutagen, tumorigen, and reproductive effector; it's also flammable. But perhaps the most alarming ingredient in a Chicken McNugget is tertiary butylhydroquinone, or TBHQ, an antioxidant derived from petroleum that is either sprayed directly on the nugget or the inside of the box it comes in to "help preserve freshness." According to A Consumer's Dictionary of Food Additives, TBHQ is a form of butane (i.e. lighter fluid) the FDA allows processors to use sparingly in our food: It can comprise no more than 0.02 percent of the oil in a nugget. Which is probably just as well, considering that ingesting a single gram of TBHQ can cause "nausea, vomiting, ringing in the ears, delirium, a sense of suffocation, and collapse." Ingesting five grams of TBHQ can kill.”

Taken from Al Nye the Lawyer Guy

http://www.alnyethelawyerguy.com/al_...t_really_.html

I don't think I'll be going to McDonalds anytime soon, not even to find a provider.

Not even if she offered you her ass like, twenty or thirty times LOL? Originally Posted by alluringava

Nah I have overhead to cover, not work to cover my penis head ( lol )

Ive given all kinds of different gift cards for different providers but almost all of the gift cards were the providers idea.
Ive set up accounts at different stores and bartered for all different services over the years.
Im open for any ideas because anything but cash can be written off on most businesses..lol

Ooh geez... better to offer something than to ask for my hand in marriage just so you can get some free pussy. Just saying..... Originally Posted by ZarahAdams

There's nothing free about marriage or the pussy you get from it. Just saying.

There's nothing free about marriage or the pussy you get from it. Just saying. Originally Posted by TheRightStuffer

OUCH! Some of use learn that the HARD way! LOL

And chicken McNuggets aren't really all chicken.

“The ingredients listed in the flyer suggest a lot of thought goes into a nugget, that and a lot of corn. Of the thirty-eight ingredients it takes to make a McNugget, I counted thirteen that can be derived from corn: the corn-fed chicken itself; modified cornstarch (to bind the pulverized chicken meat); mono-, tri-, and diglycerides (emulsifiers, which keep the fats and water from separating); dextrose; lecithin (another emulsifier); chicken broth (to restore some of the flavor that processing leeches out); yellow corn flour and more modified cornstarch (for the batter); cornstarch (a filler); vegetable shortening; partially hydrogenated corn oil; and citric acid as a preservative. A couple of other plants take part in the nugget: There's some wheat in the batter, and on any given day the hydrogenated oil could come from soybeans, canola, or cotton rather than corn, depending on the market price and availability.

According to the handout, McNuggets also contain several completely synthetic ingredients, quasiedible substances that ultimately come not from a corn or soybean field but form a petroleum refinery or chemical plant. These chemicals are what make modern processed food possible, by keeping the organic materials in them from going bad or looking strange after months in the freezer or on the road. Listed first are the "leavening agents": sodium aluminum phosphate, mono-calcium phosphate, sodium acid pyrophosphate, and calcium lactate. These are antioxidants added to keep the various animal and vegetable fats involved in a nugget from turning rancid. Then there are "anti-foaming agents" like dimethylpolysiloxene, added to the cooking oil to keep the starches from binding to air molecules, so as to produce foam during the fry. The problem is evidently grave enough to warrant adding a toxic chemical to the food: According to the Handbook of Food Additives, dimethylpolysiloxene is a suspected carcinogen and an established mutagen, tumorigen, and reproductive effector; it's also flammable. But perhaps the most alarming ingredient in a Chicken McNugget is tertiary butylhydroquinone, or TBHQ, an antioxidant derived from petroleum that is either sprayed directly on the nugget or the inside of the box it comes in to "help preserve freshness." According to A Consumer's Dictionary of Food Additives, TBHQ is a form of butane (i.e. lighter fluid) the FDA allows processors to use sparingly in our food: It can comprise no more than 0.02 percent of the oil in a nugget. Which is probably just as well, considering that ingesting a single gram of TBHQ can cause "nausea, vomiting, ringing in the ears, delirium, a sense of suffocation, and collapse." Ingesting five grams of TBHQ can kill.”

Taken from Al Nye the Lawyer Guy

http://www.alnyethelawyerguy.com/al_...t_really_.html

I don't think I'll be going to McDonalds anytime soon, not even to find a provider. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Hmm Interesting. I always thought they were just the ground up beaks, feet, combs and assholes. You learn something new everyday on this board.

Sympy.

"Most husbands are lucky to get sex once a month....etc...and BJs? Forget it."

They're married to the wrong women. I cannot imagine, ever, at any age, unless I have broken arms and legs, having sex with my husband ( I was married once LOL) just 'once a month' and not giving BJs!! Impossible for me to even think about that. Originally Posted by alluringava

Yep, that's why I'm here. My wife told me on our wedding night "Now that we're married, I'm not giving blowjobs anymore" Seriously. Earlier on our wedding day, she said she had been dieting for years and it was time to eat- and the wedding cake was very fattening too, she has went from 125lbs to 205lbs since we've been married. After 11 years of a fat wife, no bj's, and little sex.... I found this wonderful hobby and I am having a blast! ...... and I've never felt guilty.

Guys, have providers ever asked for compensation other than cash? Share with us! Originally Posted by Still Looking

I've had SB's want me to pay rent or a bill in exchange for a session(s), but that's been a while back. As far as providers, no, cash only. But I did have a provider once offer to give me an extra hour free during a session because I had sent a few friends her way.