THE: Ya Can't Make This Shit Up Repository

Am I? Nope…..just having fun trolling the retards……

elg…….. Originally Posted by elghund

The problem with people like you is that you want freedom without responsibility.

elg…… Originally Posted by elghund

sure responsibility from

shaming individuals with disabilitie

elg…..

New York planned to kill Peanut the squirrel even though ...

This is nothing new. Been happening for quite a while.
Gotta love a Fascist government which barges in your home
Treats you like you killed someone
Then kills your pets for no reason
It all makes perfect sense to libtards....

P’Nut the Squirrel’s owner seeking lawsuit after …

That's not a surprise at all.

Btw, any critter that contracts rabies is dead in usually less than 3 weeks. It is that timeline where the month of quarantine comes from. Also why we knock down coyotes that hang around the cattle for more than a few days.

Anyway, in that the critters were in owners residence for months and months, and not in the wild, that does actually count as quarantine.

So the value of two internet stars is $?$?$?.
More than enough for an attorney to do a contingency deal.

P’Nut the Squirrel’s owner seeking lawsuit after … Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Y’all can start hating on Texas now……squirrels, raccoons and now Monkeys! When will it stop!

Heh…..

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/animal-...are-rcna180404


elg…..

For the cry baby libitards https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV6gvZ7OrZQ

Y’all can start hating on Texas now……squirrels, raccoons and now Monkeys! When will it stop!

Heh…..

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/animal-...are-rcna180404


elg….. Originally Posted by elghund

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Y’all can start hating on Texas now……squirrels, raccoons and now Monkeys! When will it stop!

Heh…..

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/animal-...are-rcna180404


elg….. Originally Posted by elghund

Texas influencer under investigation over confiscated ...

The Dallas-area influencer who had her spider monkey taken from her Saturday after a drunk driving crash is under investigation after the monkey was determined to be malnourished, officials said Friday.
Brandi Botello's spider monkey, named Jorgie Boy, was taken from her following the crash in which Dallas police arrested the driver on a charge of driving while intoxicated.

thank God for Texas

New York prohibits betting on Tyson vs. Paul fight

I'm not a boxing fan. WTF NY. STFU and take your cut

4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term

Nov 7, 2024 · BabylonBee.com




U.S. — Controversy erupted today following Donald Trump's landslide election victory, as Democrats admitted that Trump actually won in 2020 and is therefore now ineligible to serve a third term as president.

In a shrewd move, Democratic Party leaders finally disclosed that Trump had, in fact, won the 2020 election against Joe Biden and has been the rightful president this whole time, rendering him term-limited and unable to take office in January.

"Yeah, he actually won a second term in 2020. Sorry about that," said Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. "It's a real shame he already served two terms. Unfortunately, that means he wasn't eligible to run again, which nullifies Tuesday night's election. We probably should have been more up-front about the fact that we stole the election and Biden was never president, but oh well. Hindsight is 20-20. I guess Kamala wins by default now, right?"

Other prominent Democrats seconded the admission. "That's true, Trump was already elected twice," said Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro. "Trust me, I worked really hard to help steal the election and convince everyone that Biden won. So, even though Tuesday night was certainly an impressive showing by the American people, we're just bound by law to block Trump from serving what is, in actuality, a prohibited third term. Sorry, everyone. But, hey, congrats to Trump on that win in 2020."

At publishing time, Nancy Pelosi announced that she had retroactively filed articles of impeachment against Trump for the second term he should have been serving the last four years. Originally Posted by lustylad

mmmm I need ta find a link

or is this the