Nah, there's plenty of crazy to go around here. But like Highlander, there's always a battle for who's the craziest. That would be in the other thread, where two Potty Mouthed Whores are trying to justify their actions. Very entertaining from what I hear.
So what's the deal papi? Mediocre service so you didn't feel it was worthy of a review? Couldn't you get your secretary to just transcribe the tape? But you got the review discount price, you owe her a review. Even if it was a bad one. That's how this is supposed to work. You need to live up to your end of the deal. Really dude.