The Random thoughts thread

Don't put your head though the fence to see if the grass is greener on the other side, you can see that from the side you're on.

Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt

Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt Originally Posted by CryptKicker

- Mark Twain

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx

Keep laughing.
As long as you're laughing, you still have hope.
Moe Howard.

If a Smurf held its breath, what color would it turn?

A skunk sat on a stump.
The stump thought the skunk stunk,
the skunk thought the stump stunk.

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

butt

hole

Don't count your cards before they hatch .
- Alice Cooper.

Fuck Cox!!
I’m l@@king for high speed service that won’t drop or lag when storms approach.

People in glass houses sink ships

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=791z7Nb985Y

I walked in town on silver spurs that jingled to
A song that I had only sang to just a few
She saw my silver spurs and said let's pass some time
And I will give to you summer wine
Oh, oh summer wine

Strawberries, cherries and an angel's kiss in spring
My summer wine is really made from all these things
Take off your silver spurs and help me pass the time
And I will give to you summer wine
Oh, oh summer wine