Have you ever had a Booty call from a Provider? Okay, a DRUNK Provider?

being lucky enough to have Tara and would be more than willing to pay for the privaledge. the thought of going over taking her over and over in her drunken state knowing her limits and boundaries might even be extended and not have to pay for the best night of my life would be beyond heaven. oh yeah if when i got there she happened to be 69ing sonya and i jumped into both of them well st peter you can take me now cause my job on earth is complete

Yes I must admit, to many budlights and jager shots one nite had me drunk dialing saying wake up, hello, want to talk. I know shame shame on me. Originally Posted by Tara Evans

I get my fair share of them...some times its not even at night...my problem is that im not that flexible with scheduling so i have a tough time just getting away on a moments' notice. I always feel bad that I missed an oportunity with them, but i try to schedule another day.

I have on a rare occasion actually have taken up a booty call to my delight! My problem is i can never coordinate with some of my ATF's when i get the late night drunken texts or VM...LOL

Oh well!

Many moons ago when I was living in Tulsa, I got a late night call from a Provider that I had seen several times. She was a stripper that also was a provider I had gotten to know her pretty well, and one fine day she calls me to tell me that she had been shot!!! It appears that her boyfriend at the time had gone ballistic in several ways and she got shot right at the bikini line with a small caliber pistol. She stayed in the hospital for several days before being released. What she wanted was some company and a box of chocolate covered cherries, her favorites. I am here to tell you, life takes some strange turns.

Once, a non-provider friend called offering to do both me, and the GF sleeping next to me. Sadly, GF too uptight so no joy. Of course, I dumped the GF, and soon after spent a fine evening with the drunk dialer, and her roommate...I guess patience really is a virtue!

I did with one provider and actually if things were different in my life I'd have maybe started a long term relationship with her. It is still one of my fondest memories.

damn i need to get to know some more lovely ladies.
I have no problem getting late night phone calls!!!!