Hey Whir-LIE-turd... Is there any nation out there that doesn't scare the Bejesus out of you?
I heard Mexico is considering shortening siesta nationwide so their poor folks can pack for the continue invasion of the US!
And somewhere in Germany, a guy sneezed this morning, and the snot landed in the shape of Ohio.
It's gotta be a bitch to go through life with shit in your shorts.
Psssst -- if they break the agreement, we can still send our young people over there to die. So you're covered in any event.
Hunker down bunker clown.