What's the biggest hobby related mistake you ever made?

Fortunately...I don't have any "good" stories! ...

I also recently realized that my legit (and hot) masseuse is also a provider on the side...I'd love to let her know that I know and try her out...but she massages my wife too...I'm thinking too dangerous...which is too bad. Originally Posted by chiefdfw

if you would, pls pm me her info and i'll go find out for you.
serious!!
i need a massage and if there are extras offered, all the better.

I once dropped the wrong envelope; it had a letter. I only noticed hours later. turned on the hobby phone and the poor gal had been frantic trying to contact me. i called her, drove back , gave the right envelope with an extra benjamin on it for her trouble. i have seen her many times since. she was ultra cool with me. Originally Posted by lukeskywalker7667

reminds me of the story where a woman wrote two letters - one to her lover and one to her husband. then delivered them to the wrong guy!!!


mine?
1. during our first visit, incorrectly assumed where a provider's boundaries were and crossed two of them. to me, they werent that unusual, but she just did not get into those activities in any way shape or form. she got very understandably pissed. i apologized and took full blame. she went to another room for about 15 mins, came back explained why she felt that way, and said "let's start again." i let her lead and it turned out to be a fairly deliteful time. but i was really close to getting my fingers chopped off [metaphorically].
lesson learned: find out where a provder's boundaries are!!!

2. going to go see a BP woman. turned out she was just blowing thru town collecting Andrew Jacksons. while she cowgirled, she answered her phone and booked an appt w/ a guy, then told me it was her "friend" coming to visit her. lil delites was not impressed but she managed to pour a cup from him.
lesson learned: if i'm gonna visit a BP woman, research her and only schedule/see her if she has what i'm looking for.

3. while on a biztrip to DC and staying at the Watergate Hotel [no joke], emailed w/ a BP african-american woman about an appt and offered to let her spend the nite w/ me [she had checked out her hotel and didnt have the funds for a new hotel]. despite a few positive reviews, it was the bbbj from hell. somehow, she got lil delites off. we slept and had her leave before i left the room.
lesson learned: if i'm gonna visit a BP woman, dont invite her to my room during a biztrip and def not an overnight.


with some research and a few pvt msgs w/ other guys, i've been able to keep a fairly high deliteful to not-so-deliteful ratio.

Getting involved with Charli Knox.... Originally Posted by argus256

Im sure there's 1,000 more that would agree with you there

Mine, Falling for a provider, Dating a provider, and probably the scariest thing... Condom ripping midway into session. Thankfully I came out clean.

folks not understanding your / you're and now, to / too.

Seriously though, I have made a few mistakes, but I've never loaned money, prepaid, lost a condom, hit the wrong hole, or dated a provider. I have been in some dangerous hotels and some seedy parts of town but never saw the elephant.

Reading about mistakes by other people have kept me from doing the same.

Getting involved with GiddyUpCasey.

First class chiseler. Originally Posted by ExNYer

Say it isn't so...... why..... GUC was an absolute GOD...... she could do no wrong!!!!

I'm so going to die now.......not.

Say it isn't so...... why..... GUC was an absolute GOD...... she could do no wrong!!!!

I'm so going to die now.......not. Originally Posted by Bob the Nailer

She was such a good friend as long as she needed money after leaving Dallas.

As soon as I stopped helping her, she changed her phone numbers and e-mail addresses. Never again.

Mine was ever seeing smittenkitten. Made me reconsider the hobby as a whole.

staying at the Watergate Hotel [no joke], emailed w/ a BP african-american woman about an appt and offered to let her spend the nite w/ me [she had checked out her hotel and didnt have the funds for a new hotel]. despite a few positive reviews, it was the bbbj from hell. somehow, she got lil delites off. Originally Posted by pmdelites

you forgot to mention that your Boss had a secret tape recorder running in your room, but you discovered it, rewinded the tape, and erased the part that revealed you and the BP woman engaged in oral sex.

that's why we know that BBBJ lasted 18 and 1/2 minutes!

She was such a good friend as long as she needed money after leaving Dallas.

As soon as I stopped helping her, she changed her phone numbers and e-mail addresses. Never again. Originally Posted by ExNYer

Too bad she couldn't have stopped hustling and been a real friend. I feel your pain Brother.

Playing in competitive tennis tournaments.
Samantha has a rule that she doesn't see tennis players.
sigh......

I made the mistake of making friends with a provider named on this thread once. She ended up telling a guy who I was seeing off and on (nothing serious) I was a provider. He posted it on facebook and blasted me about it. He has 5k friends so a lot of people saw it and it ended up getting back to my children. I actually moved my kids out of state because of it. That was a couple of years ago but that's okay because Karma is really kicking them both in the ass now.

Oh and she blackmailed my ex boyfriend for money. Evil with a va jay jay Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

Id be in Fcuking jail right now if some trick pulled that shit with me. You are a better woman than I.

Edit: its the part where it effected your kids that gets me upset. You mess with my kids and I will come after you. No passes. They are the ones who get hurt the most when grown ups start acting stupid and reckless. Smh

I made the mistake of making friends with a provider named on this thread once. She ended up telling a guy who I was seeing off and on (nothing serious) I was a provider. He posted it on facebook and blasted me about it. He has 5k friends so a lot of people saw it and it ended up getting back to my children. I actually moved my kids out of state because of it. That was a couple of years ago but that's okay because Karma is really kicking them both in the ass now.

Oh and she blackmailed my ex boyfriend for money. Evil with a va jay jay Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

i think i know who that person is. what a dirtbag. and oh, you sure are hotness kaylee!!

staying at the Watergate Hotel [no joke], emailed w/ a BP african-american woman about an appt and offered to let her spend the nite w/ me [she had checked out her hotel and didnt have the funds for a new hotel]. despite a few positive reviews, it was the bbbj from hell. somehow, she got lil delites off. Originally Posted by pmdelites

you forgot to mention that your Boss had a secret tape recorder running in your room, but you discovered it, rewinded the tape, and erased the part that revealed you and the BP woman engaged in oral sex.

that's why we know that BBBJ lasted 18 and 1/2 minutes! Originally Posted by Chung Tran

actually, i searched the room, walls, ceiling, lamps, radio, everything and didnt find anything. guess i didnt search that one spot.

the next morning when i left the hotel, guess who was there w/ the woman - the dc cops!! just glad that i was able to talk my way out of a ticket much less arrest. "honestly, i was just giving this homeless woman a warm place to sleep. she just showed me her gratitude!"

<<the above is fiction. i swear!!!>>

easy........getting started.......with no fucking idea of how addictive it is

My biggest mistake was being myself from day one. With that came great friends and great memories, but also trusting the wrong people with my life and family. Although, I can never be anything but me…(can't stand hooker talk and acts) I have learned to draw very clear lines on who I trust and who I don't.