The end is near...Maybe ;)

I'm speaking to you all from hell. But don't worry, they have internet access.

I'd trade 72 virgins for 2 or 3 really talented, experienced sluts anyday

Somebody better tell Jed...he's on another thread thinking he's the only left! (lol)

Songs...I like Jimmy Buffet's "Let's get drunk and screw!"

Somebody better tell Jed...he's on another thread thinking he's the only left! (lol)

Songs...I like Jimmy Buffet's "Let's get drunk and screw!" Originally Posted by Likinikki

LMFAO! I was thinking the same thing.

Songs...I like Jimmy Buffet's "Let's get drunk and screw!"

I say we play that one along with "Cheeseburger in Paradise" because ...'nothing beats a piece of meat between two warm buns'!

I'd trade 72 virgins for 2 or 3 really talented, experienced sluts anyday Originally Posted by PaganGuy

Come to think of it, some nice hot-ass with lots of experience would be better!

Here's my vote for an appropriate end of world song. Lynyrd Syknyrd's, "That Smell"
Everybody sing along.....

Whiskey bottles and brand new cars;
oak tree you're in my way.
There's too much coke and too much smoke
Look what's going on inside you.

CHORUS-
Ooh, ooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh, ooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you.

Yeah.
Angel of darkness is upon you.
Stuck a needle in your arm (you, fool, you)
So take another toke, have a blow for your nose,
one more drink, fool, would drown you. (hell, yeah)

CHORUS

Now they call you prince charming.
Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes.
Say you'll be alright come tomorrow, but
tomorrow might not be here for you. (yeah, you)

CHORUS

Aw, you, fool, you.
You stick them needles in your arm
I know I been there before.

One little problem that confronts you,
got a monkey on your back.
Just one more fix, Lord, might do the trick.
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks. (hell, yeah)

CHORUS 2x

Oh, you, fool, you
Don't stick those needles in your arm.
You're just a fool, just a fool, just a fool.