Just so you know I was on arpanet before you were born. Not trying to start anything with someone like you with the mad "forture 500" skills, but I just turned on your toaster and set that sumbitch for bagels. Also that alpha numeric 14 digit password that you use at work, is no longer case senstive.
Originally Posted by Wayward
No prob, grandpa... it's all good
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And btw, thanks for the bagel setting change-a-roo... I was getting hungry and when I heard the chime from my toaster after it was hacked with your super-ancient alien-technology skills, I got hungry and decided to get a snack.
Oh, and after I got the email notification about having my password changed, I went ahead and checked the logs and got a hold of your IP and login credentials, so... I hope you enjoy all the gay midget porn I just signed you up for
(although, who knows, with all the crazy stuff I've read about you, you may end up enjoying that type of action).