You Know That You've Been In The Hobby/Biz Too Long

Backpage caused the big oil spill.

I snicker every time I hear some talking about a movie with a 'Happy Ending'

You know the dog's name at your favorite AMP. He recognizes you, too. When you walk in, instead of barking, he brings you his tennis ball because he knows you will throw it for him. And this is the third location where the two of you have know each other and had this routine.

You try to use BBBJ and NQNS in scrabble

WHen you make an appointment with your health insurance agent and they tell you: We have a wide variety of different types of providers to fit your needs!

LOL!

KKA

True story.........I told my secretary to "CALL HIM BACK....ASPD!!!" Originally Posted by Bababoeuy

LMAO!!!!!

TFF!!! Because I have done it before!

KKA
XOXO

When you schedule a legit massage appt and ask for a female "provider."

When you find out your son is seeing the same provider as you.

-When long ago, doing 8-10 clients a day sounded easy, fun and normal...

xo- angela aspen Originally Posted by AngelaAspenXXX

Really? Then I hope you took the rest of the month off.....

When I told my boss "YMMV" answering his question on a project......

1. When you notice license plates all over town that begin with CBJ and snicker.

2. When having sex with a civie boyfriend, he asks " Can you just lay there for
once in one position? Your constantly switching positions, I can't keep up". Wanted to answer, "Sorry, usually only have 40 minutes to hit the alphabet"

3. When male civie friends mention getting a massage you always ask " Did you get a happy ending?"

BTW, OP great thread, many made me chuckle

When you are watching the ticker on ESPN and they show Hockey scores labelled "CBJ"

When someone using the acronyms for Chip on Flex or Chip on Board makes you snicker.

When the boss's really hot assistant send out a note ending with "please reply by COB Friday" and it gives you wood.

When you tell the electrician to make sure it is a GFE outlet instead of GFI.

When you get wood watching your SO eat a Reeses.

When you get wood watching your SO eat a Reeses. Originally Posted by cheatercheater

When you know your providers menstrual cycle better than she does...