Hello hobbyists ... How to say no fucking way when her pussy smells like decomposed tuna..

thanks for spoiling the joke... see, the response was give her $60 (60 dollars) to go away, the joke was she was only charging $40 (40 dollars) to start with, so 60 would be more than she was going to get anyway, had the full session occurred without a rancid pussy.

nothing against your question.. many ECCIE 'tards put a $ to equal 100.. I never understood that, but whatever.. and here it shows up to kill my joke.. part 2 of the joke was she only charged 40 dollars, and you get what you pay for, i.e., cheap rate equals stinky pussy..


Originally Posted by Chung Tran

Sorry Chung Tran...

Fuck her in the ass and pray for a better smell almost like spraying febreeze to mask an original odor sometimes it works sometimes you can only hold your nose and pray for. Fart

Best thing is to let her know with an email. Originally Posted by SweetDulce

But there I am... On my knees... No time for email! I'm gagging baby!

Make sure you start with a complimentary sentence, then explain the situation that made you uncomfortable. If u wish, add some suggestions. Close with nice friendly words. Originally Posted by SweetDulce

Ehh, this reminds me of having to write employees up... Start with something nice, hit them with the bad, and compliment their work after...

I call this the manure sandwich...
Does it matter how good the bread is?

Fuck her in the ass and pray for a better smell almost like spraying ODOBAN to mask an original odor sometimes it works sometimes you can only hold your nose and pray for. Fart Originally Posted by mr.kurtbain

Odoban. Febreze Is weak

The big fin...... Is staying well away from this thread...... Hmmm makes you think...


Shrimps?

Originally Posted by SOULMANIKE

LMMFAO!!!!!:laughin g1:

It wb a turnoff, I probably would have to get out (no responsible provider would be gross like that) - just say you have to go to bathroom, dress quickly and leave very quick - tell her fuk off if questions. Is that smell bc of cum in her?

The ones I have done are very clean and not high volume girls or gang bang nymphos. Current one is SB from SA and has S/O cuckhold sex partner but no others known. High volume girls will usually be stretched out too...from all they been getting.

I have not noticed an odor from one of them in a very long time. If it is a very strong musty, fishy odor it could be bc of cum in them from who know how many. When I was on business in Florida there was a bikini girl provider motel (hopefully not closed down bc going back there around xmas) and they could only let so many guys in at a time during peak periods. It seemed these girls fuked constantly and one guy told me he and 2 friends would gang bang this one bareback they had had before. They liked to watch the cum run out when done. The lady at desk told me "once rooms fill up w girls leasing for day then no more girls can get in. There is usually a long line of all kinds in morning when I open - pros, housewives, students...."

I would like to c it legalized there w a huge 5 star hotel along the beach specially devoted to the hobby.....I fantasize about such a place near my office.

Just tell her she stinks. I'm sure she'd have no problem telling you if you did.

I want to thank all the ladies and gentlemen for the comments ( funny and serious comments). Thanks a bunch, stay safe and happy hobbying.

None of you ladies have addressed a very important part of the OP's post. Let's say you are 15-20 minutes into a $300 appointment when he runs into the tuna problem.

You've been going down on him prior to DATY, and then he says he wants to end the appointment because you didn't maintain your pussy. (SD brings up a very important point in that a little soap will probably not solve the issue).

Should he have to pay for his wasted time and skanky experience? If so, how much? Originally Posted by citizen44

I give that bitch $20 and a bar of Dove and fucking leave. That is donation enough for a stanky pussy bitch. And I would dare her to say something about it in public. 9 times outta 10 she will NOT and you will save the next guy a lot of noseburn. Sometimes shame is the only way people learn. I remember I was fucking with this chick want and she had toilet paper balls in the little coochie hair that she had. I came there with a guy I was seeing. I pretty much told her I'm done with you and proceeded to fuck the shit out of him. Needless to say she did not get a doubles rate. He fucked her, and that was his perogative, but this day in age I am not participating in that fuckery. If you know how to post an ad and know any of the lyrics to any song, you should free up some of that space in your head and learn how to wash your ass correctly. There's really nothing else you can say about that.

Would have grabbed the donation & walked the fuck out.

^^^ it's super lame if you don't tell her why. That way she can tighten up.

^^^ it's super lame if you don't tell her why. That way she can tighten up. Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

I would. Then do as I said I'd do. Your cooch stinks. *grabs envelope *

LOL. That's how you do it; straight to the point. I probably say something more like " your snatch smells like garbage" but that's just me.