Squirting

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Toys you do your thing, I do mine, squirt on demand is like a hard on on demand, your mileage may vary, a lot. As an official squirt whisperer, I won't let you denigrate the nectar of the goddess at the expense of the new young women who aspire to squirt and don't need your bs raining on their parade.
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  • Toyz
  • 07-19-2016, 11:45 AM
Toys you do your thing, I do mine, squirt on demand is like a hard on on demand, your mileage may vary, a lot. As an official squirt whisperer, I won't let you denigrate the nectar of the goddess at the expense of the new young women who aspire to squirt and don't need your bs raining on their parade. Originally Posted by sue_nami
I hear your squirt cures gout and a myriad of other maladys. True?
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No but it cures small minded know it alls of their ignorance in the matter.
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  • Toyz
  • 07-19-2016, 12:00 PM
No but it cures small minded know it alls of their ignorance in the matter. Originally Posted by sue_nami
Yah. Well. Ive always liked u and have no desire to blow u up.

So Im gonna edit this and politely back out of the verbal octogon.

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Toys you do your thing, I do mine, squirt on demand is like a hard on on demand, your mileage may vary, a lot. As an official squirt whisperer, I won't let you denigrate the nectar of the goddess at the expense of the new young women who aspire to squirt and don't need your bs raining on their parade. Originally Posted by sue_nami
She's pissing.... he's shitting.....

This is sex?
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  • 07-19-2016, 05:52 PM
She's pissing.... he's shitting.....

This is sex? Originally Posted by Whispers
Nah, just foreplay....
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And also "impractical"

And also, no one cares really. People that are into it are into it and people who enjoy soupy sex excretions and being around them and in them are likely not going to be deterred by the possibility of it just being pee. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

Exactly. Some people just love getting pissed on.
What the hell does big pharm have to do with this??? If they were really in their pockets then they would be selling a pill to make women squirt. What kind of money are they making telling women they are broke and need fixing??? You need to provide proof instead of just spouting off shit. I for one do not need fixing. Period.






I recently did a fetish session wth a skeptic. I first did a golden shower on him. Then FBSM with squirt show where I squirted on him. He could tell the difference easily and he is no longer a skeptic. . I'll put my money where my mouth is, if you get a fetish session with me to prove the. Difference between pee and squirt and you can't tell the difference, I will refund the cost of the fetish session ($200 hour) but ONLY if you can't tell the difference when up close and personal with a true squirter. I will say the reason there are no AMA studies is they are in the firmly deep in the pockets of big pharm and there is more money in telling women they are broke and need fixing than letting a woman be herself and squirt with no meds or surgery needed to FIX HER. Originally Posted by sue_nami
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What the hell does big pharm have to do with this??? If they were really in their pockets then they would be selling a pill to make women squirt. What kind of money are they making telling women they are broke and need fixing??? You need to provide proof instead of just spouting off shit. I for one do not need fixing. Period. Originally Posted by Austin Ellen
exactly... If there was a any real market for men that wanted to be pissed on or women that wanted to be able to piss for pleasure pharmaceutical companies would be all over it.

They are greedy bastards and make money off both side of every problem.... including selling you pills to deal with the side effects of the other pills they sell you!
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  • Toyz
  • 07-21-2016, 04:17 PM
What would happen if you stuffed an alka-seltzer up your snatch and then gave a golden shower?

Could probably market it as something new and unique and teach classes on "Frothy Pussy Spraydowns" or something.

{{{UNLOCK YOUR INNER FROTH}}}
What goes on in your head that it even occurred to you for a woman to do that?





What would happen if you stuffed an alka-seltzer up your snatch and then gave a golden shower?

Could probably market it as something new and unique and teach classes on "Frothy Pussy Spraydowns" or something.

{{{UNLOCK YOUR INNER FROTH}}} Originally Posted by Toyz
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  • Toyz
  • 07-21-2016, 07:27 PM
What goes on in your head that it even occurred to you for a woman to do that?


Originally Posted by Leah Layada
Its called a sense of humor Auntie Leah/Rea. Now I know why Mom never liked you & tried to sell you at the Farmers Market when you were 2...
Just bang your aunt and get it out of your system hillbilly.



Its called a sense of humor Auntie Leah/Rea. Now I know why Mom never liked you & tried to sell you at the Farmers Market when you were 2... Originally Posted by Toyz
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Just bang your aunt and get it out of your system hillbilly. Originally Posted by Leah Layada
youre my sister!
youre my sister!
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  • Toyz
  • 07-21-2016, 09:45 PM
Just bang your aunt and get it out of your system hillbilly. Originally Posted by Leah Layada
What? I did. The pretty auntie, your sister.