Lana is upsell hell

texasjohn1965's Avatar
BB,

For the sake of others, please post a review of your experience. Do not exaggerate or use inflammatory terms, as others will see it as a revenge post. Be cool and clinical, and list everything good and bad.

The review will be searchable. This thread may not turn up in a search. The review will show up in her showcase.

Don't let her offer of a make up session fool you, it's just a chance for her to fleece you twice.
I'd still fuck her... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
Wakeup can have my makeup. Not even interested for free.
Brooke Wilde's Avatar
BB,

For the sake of others, please post a review of your experience. Do not exaggerate or use inflammatory terms, as others will see it as a revenge post. Be cool and clinical, and list everything good and bad.

The review will be searchable. This thread may not turn up in a search. The review will show up in her showcase.
Originally Posted by texasjohn1965
This is exactly what you should do. Others, all over the country, deserve to know what kind of "provider" she is.

Better luck on yout next adventure BB.
agent_smith's Avatar
Lana, if you ever come back to Austin, I'll pay you $$$$$$$$$$ for an overnight. I think you are worth it babe. xD.
  • Sami
  • 03-14-2012, 09:44 PM
You need to post a review you paid and did not recieve service.. This thread will do nothing to warn others a month from now. A few will remember but many wont even know of this attach it to HER!!
dearhunter's Avatar
Bb, you paid for the ride.....you are entitled to your review.....the truth shall set her free.......well, that and the "is this the hooktard who rips off clients?" that will start appearing in her reviews.....ijs
Ugh... please dont speak for me as a provider...

My thought as i read this- Why the heck does anyone upsell? If you do it.. post it on your menu and it should be included in donation. I only put in menu what i personally enjoy doing.. which results in me giving my best and its real, non scripted. What fun is paying extra for something that she obviously doesnt like... and is only going to fake liking.. and more than likely.. not give her all in it?

And I agree.. with posting a review.. girls like this will continue this crap as long as men keep falling for it. If you post a review and a guy still takes a risk.. then they deserve what they get.
krazykajun's Avatar
Well, Im a newbie to all this, I sent her a message. I wanna meet with her, I think every circumstance is different. Ill post a review of how it goes if she responds.
Lana, honestly why do u keep posting....it seems as if your trying to prove something to these people who have already made up their mind about you. Im just saying if it isnt that serious to you. Leave it alone....you keep saying things like "i can suck a mean one" etc...okay is that necessary? It has already been established and recognized what the guys think of you. If it doesnt matter to you just leave it alone. You are making yourself look desperate and redundant. Im just saying.
Jusanotherdude's Avatar
NCNS's belong here and not in reviews...... this is NOT a NCNS....... if the OP wanted to write a review it is his right..... he won't get PA credit for it..... but it would be attached to her profile....... ijs......


JaD
carkido45's Avatar
Ok well I did go through some bullshit, and I was there for a little while. Regardless of what you all are saying I have stayed at some clients places an hr with out doing major activities.

Boat boy I felt uncomfortable with you calling me an idiot and a little bitch. I was there for an hour I have a new # I will send you some back and do a make up session I think that is fair enough to shut all of these big boy clients up.

At the end of the day you can call me a rip off b*tch or whatever you feel like it. I don't think this will hurt my services at all. I am a great provider but we go a long way to please clients for the stupid 200 bucks. So all you clients talking sh*t save it for another little dumb brat. You weren't there in my shoes to see what happened yes that is the end of the story.

Cry me a damn river to all you providers trying to bash me off a one client say so and boatboy like I said Ill send you some back I think that is really fair plus a make up session.

P.S. I will suck a great one! as you can read about it if your not seeing me. Originally Posted by xxlanahxx
Too bad she can't be kicked off Eccie and sent back to Backpage because really that's where she belongs.
Well said Carkido. Wish i paid more attention to all of this before being another person that she screws over.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Femal...xx-19/23195450

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=464580
dearhunter's Avatar
Hey fucktard.....why are you bumping old threADs?
Because this thread pops up in a google search people may make before contacting her, einstein.