If you're married, hypothetically...

MAN you guys hate your wives. As someone who's never convinced a woman to spend enough time with me to get married, I am obviously the most qualified to give relationship advice, so here goes.

If she's bitchy, she's probably unhappy. Very few people are unpleasant just because they like stirring up shit. Figure out why she's unhappy, then ask yourself what's worse, fixing her problem or living with her unbridled bitchitude?

Sometimes it may be unfixable. Maybe she's bitchy because she woke up one day married to a fat old dude. In which case she needs to grow a pair and leave instead of trying to make you as unhappy as she is. Or maybe it's totally fixable, and if you'd stop leaving your socks in the living room floor or rubbing your balls on the furniture or putting bullion cubes in the shower head, she'd be happier. My point is, identify the problem. If you're not ready to give up soup showers, that's cool. But you'll at least know why she's bitchy.

Again, this is zero years of marriage speaking here. My opinion is untainted by the imbruement of experience. Accept it as gospel and follow it without question.

Actually I don't hate my wife, I care very deeply for her. That is the reason I am still here. I'm 5'11 175. And in good shape I'm 45years young. I do 75 percent of the COOking and cleaning. I work 6 days a week. So that takes care of old fat and lazy. I think the main problem is she wants to control me, and I'm not letting get by with that. So in return she trys to make me miserable. Just my 20 years of observation.

That's kind of bizarre. I have never heard a man say those words in my life. Hell, I'm a pretty educated guy but I'm honestly not even sure what that means. Originally Posted by CowboyDave

Things that make you go hmmmmm
I'm not sure exactly what that means either... would love to know!!

I travel a lot for business, always have. One time about 10 years ago I was in bed trying to get a BJ from the SO and she wasn't interested. She stated: "as much as you travel, why haven't you figured out where to get your dick sucked". Well, I thought about that, and a hobby career was started. Originally Posted by right_now

LOVE IT! Your s/o is awesome give her a big ole wet kiss for me!!
With an open-minded s/o,
I will have you know, that I am known to convince wives into having a menage a trois

"...not emotionally nurturing."

Men, in general, need to be affirmed and respected. That's why providers are always in demand. They can make a guy feel like the only man in the world, if only for an hour. For that, a man will pay handsomely and come back again.

I hear you man. Our daughter is home from college this weekend . And she starts in bitching about how I treat her so bad. Wife not daughter. I have always treated her like a queen. Gave her anything she asked for. Never enough I could drive up in a brand new caddy toss her the keys and say its yours. She would tell me something like it the wrong color or it sits to low to ground. I blame myself for spoiling her. So I get fed up and go to the basement to watch tv. She leaves about 8pm doesn't say a word to me. Its almost 2am still isn't home. If I did that my shit would be on the porch when I got back. Her daughter is home and she takes off. Don't get it? I could go on and on. Originally Posted by Sparomer

You might wanna give her the old sniff test when she gets home. Wives don’t go out like that unless they’re up to no good.

I love fucking married women.

Dr. Laura says men need sex, good food, and back rubs.

Aww I just want to give a bbbj to everyone on this post who isn't getting it at home Arms and mouth open wide lol

I'm a joker, I like to make light in dark situations

You might wanna give her the old sniff test when she gets home. Wives don’t go out like that unless they’re up to no good. Originally Posted by gtocrzy

She's getting cock somewhere, I've banged a few ungrateful wife's, they always complained about their husbands after I filled them up. They were nothing to me but holes to bang, always felt bad for the guys

I don't feel bad for them. I think its a hoot that their wives give me gifts ... along with the taint.

It has been said, mostly by clerics who have a totally different point of view, that human happiness is fleeting. And even that happiness is beleaguered. All that Pilgrim driven Bible Puncher guilt is bullshit, so have some fun, wherever you find it, and try to remain humane in the process. Best any of us can do! Remember this - no matter how a fine a woman might seem to be there's some miserable SOB somewhere who thinks she's the biggest pain in the ass to ever walk the planet. Wipe your dick on the curtains before you leave. Somebody will appreciate it.

[QUOTE=BabyDallass;1060984559]Aww I just want to give a bbbj to everyone on this post who isn't getting it at home Arms and mouth open wide lol

I'm a joker, I like to make light in dark situations [/QUOTe

Oh oh me first, me first!!

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Aww I just want to give a bbbj to everyone on this post who isn't getting it at home Arms and mouth open wide lol

I'm a joker, I like to make light in dark situations [/QUOTe

Oh oh me first, me first!! Originally Posted by BabyDallass

Yes sir!! If your not getting none at home it never hurts

I don't feel bad for them. I think its a hoot that their wives give me gifts ... along with the taint. Originally Posted by pyramider

Lol your funny