Guess What, I tested positive for Covid

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I see Ive picked up ANOTHER follower! They never last though! Id like to take them all out to the Country to a big field and let em loose. Watch em play and run around! It warms my heart of the thought!
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I would rather have coughs, sneezes and fever than heart attacks, neurological disorders and blood clots. #WendyThoughts
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I see Ive picked up ANOTHER follower! Originally Posted by winn dixie
Not really. I believe they believe they'll gain intelligence by osmosis and when they reflect on the customary content of their skull they gravitate toward sniffing your ass, because they are reminded of the odor between their ears, which has already been emptied by flushing with their blathering.

Try not to let it bother you and just give them a warning when you are about to stop or make a rapid deceleration.

Just don't let anyone who doesn't know the difference between "lying" and "laying" cause you much concern.
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I would rather have coughs, sneezes and fever than heart attacks, neurological disorders and blood clots. #WendyThoughts Originally Posted by bambino
You left out cancer ..... which replaces "neurological disorders"!

As the years wear on keep on the lookout for folks suddenly developing an abnormal growth of body hair and who have a propensity to climb up in trees and swing from vines.

They've been VACCINATED!
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... You're here. ... Living on the board.
And YOU are onley here to piss with people.

Whining and crying when Bambino and the other lads
show you the error of your ways.

#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again
That makes about as much sense to me as an adult on a whore board claiming to be Australian, but hey, you be you. You're obviously really smart. Your post was adorable. LOL
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That makes about as much sense to me as an adult on a whore board claiming to be Australian, but hey, you be you. You're obviously really smart. Your post was adorable. LOL Originally Posted by Lucas McCain
No more outrageous than your claims.
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No more outrageous than your claims. Originally Posted by bambino
bahahahahhahahahaha

Poster child of the show "Punked"
Just a update.
I had a little congestion last night, took some Musinex, I feel back to normal tonight.

I am scheduled Thursday to go get retested to see if I am once again negative.
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Good luck, Jackie. I'd be very surprised if you come back positive on Thursday so you're probably good to go about your business, but confirmation like you plan on doing is always good for obvious reasons just to be sure.
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Good luck, Jackie. I'd be very surprised if you come back positive on Thursday so you're probably good to go about your business, but confirmation like you plan on doing is always good for obvious reasons just to be sure. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain
Thanks dr. You and fauxi make a heck of a team.
... Blimey! ... Gonna be a tough choice.
To decide between Lucas and Dr. Fauci - which one is the bigger liar.

Hmmmmm... Kinda like Lucas a bit... And Fauci has surely been
lying since he came onto the scene.

Sorry there, Lucas - Dr. Fauci WINS!

### Salty
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lmao! lolling
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I suddenly feel so attacked by the tin foil hat wearing mafia. It's so intimidating with your vast Trump level intellect. Where is that RTM button? You blouses are so hurtful and scary to me... talk about completely wasting your fucking time trying to get to someone like me. I never hit that RTM snitch button for a reason. Nobody can ever get to me on this board. Keep trying though. LOL