You Might Be A Promoter If.......

$1000 is a lot for a date unless you are a baller but girlfriends are pretty expensive. pretty sure mine costs me more than the hooers do

$1000 is a lot for a date unless you are a baller but girlfriends are pretty expensive. pretty sure mine costs me more than the hooers do Originally Posted by beeman1000

Understood - so the original comment I was referring to was by a well-known promoter and he was talking about going on a single date with a civilian girl (and he talked about taking her out to dinner, drinks, Rangers / Mavs game, etc.) and was comparing that with paying $300 - $400 for a studio girl. He was saying that we shouldn't be upset at all if studios increase prices because seeing a K-girl is cheaper than taking a girl out on a date.


Yes, of course a girlfriend or wife costs more over time / a cumulative basis.......but that's not what the $1,000 was referring to in my original comment.

A girlfriend plus whore touring is twice as expensive and also selfish. Let one go and focus on being better at what you have. Maybe improve your thread bumping skills as a promoter or something.

Lots of early morning thread bumps of ladies by the promoter crew already. They take their jobs seriously. No girlfriends for them. They’re dialed in on their A game here in the studio forum. Except for the guy who posted this mindless bump: “Maya and her pics are fairly close.” Nothing could be further from the truth. He is definitely a promoter.

I remember Jeff Foxworthy used to do those "You Might Be a Redneck If...." segments, so we can have our own list for promoters. Important disclaimer is that just because you may have done 1 of these things, that doesn't mean I am calling you a promoter. Most guys on here know how to distinguish promoters from normal mongers.

• Having a really long, gimmicky title for your review
• Having very gimmicky details in your review (e.g. "I let her taste my organic ice cream")
• Announcing that a certain girl has started or a certain girl has returned
• Consistently being the first person to review new girls (usually on the first day she started at the studio / AMP)
• Posting 8-10 review per month....of the same exact studios and AMP's
• Consistently making a girl cum / orgasm in almost every review they post. I am really starting to notice this one more - this might be the easiest way to tell if it's a promoter
• "She started to DFK me right when I walked in the apartment door and then she dropped my pants and started giving me BBBJ before I could even take my shoes off"
• Bumping a dormant thread with a post that provides zero value to the original review
• Bumping 3 reviews consecutively (usually within 5 minutes of each other)
• "Looks just like her pics"
• "Instead of complaining about higher price and upcharges, we should be feel fortunate we can fuck a hot asian girl BBFS CIM instead of having to spend $1,000 on a civilian girl"
• Whenever a monger writes a "No" review, the default reaction is to gaslight the reviewer to make it seem it's his fault the session didn't go well (studio and girl are 100% free of blame)
• Being offended at any of the above items and saying stuff like "Why do you even care? Quit complaining and go get some pussy from a real woman"

Originally Posted by AspenCalifornia

[*]Provider says "I love you" after making you a homecooked meal and serving you a beer

[*]Provider says "I love you" after making you a homecooked meal and serving you a beer Originally Posted by 2breast69

Thanks for reading my review, sorry you don’t hear that. It was a first me.

Thanks for reading my review, sorry you don’t hear that. It was a first me. Originally Posted by 2balls75

Looks like you’ve got a big fan 2balls. Even emulated your handle. Lol

You might be a promoter if your handle name is ____________ (FILL IN THE BLANK).

You might be a promoter if your handle name is ____________ (FILL IN THE BLANK). Originally Posted by BigBamboo

Now that’s funny!!!😄

If you have started more than 3 threads on page 1…

I see multiple handles with 3 or more threads on first page. They much be clocking in and paid by the post lol

How about if within less than three minutes apart you double bump two different reviews of the same provider and same studio by asking the exact same question?

How about if within less than three minutes apart you double bump two different reviews of the same provider and same studio by asking the exact same question? Originally Posted by BigBamboo

What about the bumps where they comment that they are going to see the provider today or great review I'm going to PM the Op. How does that fluff benefit the board as a whole?

What about the bumps where they comment that they are going to see the provider today or great review I'm going to PM the Op. How does that fluff benefit the board as a whole? Originally Posted by 2breast69

Definitely easy to spot those. Zero value add to the review besides the achieving their hidden agenda.

This thread should be pinned and renamed “How to Spot Promoters for Dummies”. Very useful info here

Originally Posted by TheTopG655

it is good to see many of them gone.