The Arky Awards

P.S. please ignore me, I've had a really rough week at work and home. Ended up in the ER twice in three days. Now a fun surgery on Monday. Doc had me all spun out on meds just to keep the pain in check. On s bright note, they pair well with whisky!

The grand illusion thing would never work, to nondescript. However, now that you mention Spanky.... How about, and taking a note from Little
Rascals, "The He-man's Woman Lovers Club. ALL Providers, Welcome". Has a nice ring to it, don't ya think? Originally Posted by m.x.oz

Hey I really like that!! It’s a winner

Huh, a club within a club. Who's in this club and how do I get in? Are there extra membership fees? Invite only? Better yet, we should start our own, what do you think? We'll need a Charter statement, probably a slogan and set of policies for membership. Spin it around and let me know. Also, see if you know any other members who might want to join. Originally Posted by m.x.oz

A fraternity of sorts, huh? Excellent idea! Perhaps we could use the following as a template!

https://youtu.be/OKvq-GlvXb4

Hey guys!

And thanks for the nomination, Offshore. Or was it just a simple compliment? Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Gold Standard should always be nominated!!! It's also a compliment & nothing simple about it!!!

That’s the best part about pain meds.

P.S. please ignore me, I've had a really rough week at work and home. Ended up in the ER twice in three days. Now a fun surgery on Monday. Doc had me all spun out on meds just to keep the pain in check. On s bright note, they pair well with whisky! Originally Posted by m.x.oz

Hey guys!

And thanks for the nomination, Offshore. Or was it just a simple compliment? Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Gold Standard should always be nominated!!! It's also a compliment & nothing simple about it!!! Originally Posted by WMJ4657

what he said errrr I think





ugh

Award 4 best Jefferson Starship AR-15 R.I.P.

I would like to know when it was that I met you? I've never in my life met you before so please keep my name out of your mouth Zebco! Originally Posted by Dahlia Doll

Staff Edit - Biomed1

Such a shame to waste your life on him!

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Such a shame to waste your life on him! Originally Posted by tuckahoe

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Post removed. Originally Posted by tuckahoe

That was it! Funny how biomed found it within a minute or two of posting. He claims it has to do with an unmentionable topic, which was not the case at all.
I was speaking of a literal horse with 4 legs that can walk and crap at the same time and eats grass and oats. Oh, wait, I just mentioned grass. There goes another warning!
Can't wait to find out what oats refers to!


Better eliminate this emoji; it might refer to ??????

Can't wait to find out what oats refers to! Originally Posted by austin88998833

Well here you go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj4iJnJQsHI


"Fifty Shades of Hay"

Well here you go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj4iJnJQsHI


"Fifty Shades of Hay" Originally Posted by Exchequer

Too funny!

Biomed didn’t find it. I took it down myself for fear it might be offensive. But it’s not intended that way. So now that we’ve cleared that up, on another note, I’m not well.

https://youtu.be/1a9tzTlwyKk

https://images.app.goo.gl/HexNikCREUpfh6FQ7

Thanks Tuck!

Award for outing yourself with your emoji

Zebco with his Reel photo. Thank god he did not show a photo of his Rod. It appears Dahlia was unimpressed with it.

Award for outing yourself with your emoji

Zebco with his Reel photo. Thank god he did not show a photo of his Rod. It appears Dahlia was unimpressed with it. Originally Posted by Rockydoc

LMAO!!