The worst thing a provider/ hobbyist has said or done during a session

Daaaaaamn!!!

just be glad you woke up with all your body parts

. . . Honestly, you couldn't think of anything better to discuss? Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

You mean like this clever little poll of yours?: http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=16447&highlight=


As to the OP's question: my worst day of play has been better than my best day of work. (Okay, I borrowed that from the golf course, but still true.)

It's been said a million times, but, research pays.

Yeah, in a perverse way I consider myself lucky. All I lost was a shit load of my dignity and cash and an indeterminate amount of consciousness. It could have been much worse.

Yeah. That ^

A stripper was giving me a covered handjob in the club...while everyone around me was having fun. I felt like an idiot : (

They start out on the kitty, then lick my asshole and attempt to go back to the kitty. I have had a few guys try this, but I didn't end the session, just couldn't put their mouth anywhere on me after that.

They start out on the kitty, then lick my asshole and attempt to go back to the kitty. I have had a few guys try this, but I didn't end the session, just couldn't put their mouth anywhere on me after that. Originally Posted by Alli

You can sleep soundly knowing I would NEVER do that to you.

This took place years ago before I was very hobby savvy or following any review boards. The provider was about 22 years old, brunette, and the pictures were so smoking hot I had to wonder if they were TGTBT. However, I still arranged a two hour session with a complete unknown. I get to her room and she turns out to be just as smoking hot as her pictures. She was very sweet and acted just as professional as any provider I had ever seen. I gave her the donation and stripped, she stripped down to her bra and panties and answered her cell phone. She walked into the bathroom and I could hear her talking to either her boyfriend or pimp, and I heard her repeat a couple of times, “It will only be ten or fifteen minutes.” Not something you want to hear after paying for a two hour session. No point in going into all the ugly details (since most of us have been there at one time or another) but yes, it turned out to be a ten or fifteen minute session.

Did you get your money back? Or some of it at least?

The Used Condom:
I was 40-45 min into an hour appt when I was K9 with said strumpet. Well for whatever reason I pull our and start fingering her. Maybe the condom was getting dry. IDK. While I was at it I felt something floating around in there. I thought maybe it was some other form of protection, but it was floating around way too much. So curiosity got me. I pinched it between digits & yanked. Stunned. Shocked. Horrified. I threw it to the floor, & ran to the restroom to wash my hands. When I came back she asked if I was okay & ready to continue. Obviously she didn't see or feel me extricate the used prophylactic.











Yeah.... I finished.

Ok ok ok now for the obvious question......... Did you continue?

Ah never mind

I was thinking about getting some brunch, but this thread is killing my appetite. Oy.

I haven't had any bad experiences. The worst thing I did was for some reason I thought a provider was listed somewhere as in her 30s, mentioned something about it, and she was not that old....whoops. If you read this - SORRY!!!

Yeah.... I finished. Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Ha ha! I didn't see that ending coming! Dorian, you are too cool for the hobby!

"I don't go down on providers because I don't wanna catch something".
He was a newbie, and I, his first. Sigh
I held his face within my hands , gathered as much patience as I could muster, and said: "Sweetheart, that's a VERY derogatory thing to say. Even if you feel that way, don't ever say it to ANYONE else, you hear me?"
He heard me. And now he is a bona-fide horndog! Eating all kinds of pussy, fucking every race under the ethnic rainbow, reviewing, & having all kinds of fun!
It sucked, but as they say, ignorance is a disease...or is it bliss? I dunno, but y'all get the point