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Treetop78759's Avatar
But.. let's ask this quesition lil Winnie....
How does your pimp control you? Is it love? Protection? Beat Downs?"
Inquiring minds want to know. Originally Posted by nuglet
I said this before and I'll say it again.

I caught Whispers in my dream catcher numerous times and he speaks to me.

He encourages and affirms me and I need it even more now that mom and dad went to go live with Baby Jesus.

No way Whispers will send me to the hotel that has bad food and no swimming pool.
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Lol.. I'm coming-- but not until October-ish. Being off 8 months means a lot of catching up with old friends in other cities. Originally Posted by Grace Preston
Over the course of these threads I've become very fond of you. In fact, I think I'm falling in love.

Normally I would propose a management offer but not this time.

Move in with me and I can give you eternal life. We belong together forever.

You just don't know it yet but I can assure you that you will one way or the other you will.
Chanelle,

I'm only going to say this once so you better get it right.

Do not post in this thread unless you are giving permission by me or another dude.

Do I make myself clear?

STOP!!! Originally Posted by Treetop78759
When I read this I thought, "Nah, she won't take the bait. It's too obvious!"

Then, I nearly fell out of my chair.

That was some flawlessly executed trolling, TT. Bravo.
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Over the course of these threads I've become very fond of you. In fact, I think I'm falling in love.

Normally I would propose a management offer but not this time.

Move in with me and I can give you eternal life. We belong together forever.

You just don't know it yet but I can assure you that you will one way or the other you will. Originally Posted by Treetop78759
Dear Sir--

Thank you for your kind and generous offer-- and declaration of affection.

Unfortunately, I have just been informed that a distant relative of mine from Nigeria has passed, leaving me with a sizeable fortune.

I will soon be relocating to my new palace in Nigeria to settle the estate and deal with pressing family matters, and I will simply not have the time to accept your offer.

I'm sure this is quite upsetting for you. But fortunately, there are lots of lovely ladies out there. I'm sure you will somehow pick up the broken pieces and take your broken wings.. and learn to fly again.

Warmest Regards,

Grace
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^^^^^ Classic!
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^^^^^ Classic! Originally Posted by Hollis Wood
I did let him down easy, right?
RamTheJam's Avatar
you have to excuse Mr Tree...he is nothing but a mere nasty bot here.
  • sydmo
  • 02-16-2018, 11:13 AM
I did let him down easy, right? Originally Posted by Grace Preston
you were very Grace-ious Lady
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you have to excuse Mr Tree...he is nothing but a mere nasty bot here. Originally Posted by RamTheJam
Now now.. lets not cast hasty judgment. Clearly he's just a lost soul looking for love. If I weren't just so incredibly busy with preparing to run a country... but, such is life.
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He encourages and affirms me and I need it even more now that mom and dad went to go live with Baby Jesus. Originally Posted by Treetop78759
I wonder if you get to choose which Jesus you go live with...

If I could, would I choose living in heaven's manger, feeding and burping little baby Jesus everyday? Will it be all it's cracked up to be? Yeah, I can see it now: "Jesus Christ!, he just bent my halo and spit up all over my new white shirt!"

And teenage Jesus might be awkward, what with all the hormones, pimples and voice change.

I might go with the older Jesus who pours a lot of red wine. I like wine and I'd love to get drunk with Jesus.

Do you think they take reservations?
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Not only does growed up Jesus poor, he makes it, too. Look for Cana in Galilee’s Wedding Red at your local wine merchant. Quite tasty!

I wonder if you get to choose which Jesus you go live with...

If I could, would I choose living in heaven's manger, feeding and burping little baby Jesus everyday? Will it be all it's cracked up to be? Yeah, I can see it now: "Jesus Christ!, he just bent my halo and spit up all over my new white shirt!"

And teenage Jesus might be awkward, what with all the hormones, pimples and voice change.

I might go with the older Jesus who pours a lot of red wine. I like wine and I'd love to get drunk with Jesus.

Do you think they take reservations? Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
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Aaaahhh! Old ho’s and fine wine! Very expensive but G-d damn good!!!!!



Dammit, I’m late to the party. That was some damn good reading though.

Grace is my new hooker hero. If you do visit Austin, drinks are on me. Us old hoes gotta stick together Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
  • sydmo
  • 02-16-2018, 03:26 PM
I wanna be Biff, in this tale of jesus, Biff had all the fun
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Biff only had all the fun until Marty went back and helped his dad kick his ass.. then the fun was over for Biff. Do you really wanna be Biff? Do ya?