A fun thread..You know your a provider/hobbiest when?

You know you're a hobbyist when you... ask your wife for a BJ for the first time in several months, she says she's too tired, and you're not really that upset because you know you're getting one the next morning. Originally Posted by blenderhead

Perfect!

When you have fears of being introduced to someone and pausing to think of your real name! Originally Posted by BritneyBangs

You mean BritneyBangs isn't your real name! Shocked!

when you hear provider or hobby and think they are onto you...hehe

You know you're a provider when you sue Hobby Lobby for false advertising.

You know you're a hobbiest when you go there for a meet and greet.

You know you're a hobbyist when you get a compliment from a girl and you think.. "Wait, I haven't paid yet!"

You know you're a provider/hobbyist when:

1) Every time you fly into Houston Hobby airport you chuckle.

2) When you noticed your tires needed air, stopped by a gas station, checked your tire sidewall and the blood rushed to your head made you dyslexic and you read 32 PSI as 32 PSE and you thought to yourself.. Wow!

3) When you rented the DVD "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" because you thought it was 90 minutes of pure anal sex!

4) When your SO suggests a trip to Italy and Greece to re-kindle your relationship.. and you smile and start thinking naughty thoughts!

5) When you emailed a buddy about the nice expensive Bday dinner you took your SO to and instead of writing $300, you wrote $$$

6) When you're in a business meeting and your phone rings (provider confirming appt) and your associates joke and asks if you have a hot date.. and you stumble all over yourself to think of a plausible reply without being obvious.

Lmao I think eccie needs a "like" button on Facebook. I actually caught my self looking for one. Lol.